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GIGI: A girl will never forget
the first boy she likes.
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Even if things don't quite work out.
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Why did you do that?
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Because you smeII Iike dog poo.
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You're so stupid, just Iike dog poo.
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You're made out of poo!
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GIGI: But usually someone is there
to offer words of wisdom.
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Made...
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...of...
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...dog...
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...poo.
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Honey...
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...do you know why that IittIe boy
did those things and said those things?
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It's because he Iikes you.
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GIGI:
And there it is.
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That's the beginning of our problem.
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That IittIe boy is doing those terribIe things
because he's got a crush on you.
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GIGI:
Do you know what this means?
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We're all encouraged...
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...no, programmed...
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...to believe that if a guy
acts like a total jerk...
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...that means he likes you.
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Here's the probIem:
He Iikes you too much.
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You're too pretty and too awesome.
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-Yes.
-He can't handIe it.
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That Phi DeIt so obviousIy Iiked you.
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I'm sure he just Iost your number.
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He's not asking you out because he's
intimidated by your professionaI success.
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[SPEAKING IN JAPANESE]
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Trust me. It's because he's just
getting out of a serious reIationship.
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Trust me. It's because he's never had
a serious reIationship.
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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GIGI:
Why do we say this stuff to each other?
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Is it possible that it's because
we're too scared...
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...and it's too hard to say
the one obvious truth...
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...that's staring everyone in the face?
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[CHATTERING]
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So Janine says
you're a reaI-estate agent.
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Yeah, but I'm not
one of those cheesy ones...
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...that puts my headshots on bus benches
and grocery carts.
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So just, Iike, Frisbees and notepads?
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BasicaIIy.
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-It's much cIassier.
-My thoughts exactIy.
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[GIGI LAUGHING]
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Wonder why Janine never thought
to introduce us before.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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-Hey, guys. Want another round?
-You want one more?
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OnIy if you do. I mean,
if you need to get going, I totaIIy....
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Uh....
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Okay, weII....
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Sure. One more. KeteI and soda?
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And a beer, pIease.
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WAITRESS:
Be right back.
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GIGI: WeII, Conor, I had a reaIIy nice time.
-It was reaIIy nice meeting you.
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-Bye.
-See you.
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Hey, it's me.
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He's cute, and I think it went weII.
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And I think he might be Ieaving me
a message at home as we speak.
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Hey, it's me. Just wanted to Iet you know
I was thinking about you.
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Oh, that's very sweet of you,
Conor. Thanks.
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Listen, I was wondering if you
wanted to grab a Iate bite.
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Tonight? I....
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No, I was supposed to meet friends
but I'm burnt out. Don't be mad at me.
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No, of course, I'm not mad.
Well, I'll be up for a while.
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-Do you wanna go ahead of me?
-I'll be up.
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-Oh, can you hoId on?
-Okay.
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No, that's fine.
You just have one thing, so....
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No, technicaIIy I have six...
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...and I'm muIIing over a gum purchase,
so I think you shouId go.
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Okay.
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Let me caII you right back.
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All right. Okay.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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Just that and that, pIease.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my word.
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SeriousIy? That's not possibIe.
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I just deposited cash three days ago,
so it's just not possibIe.
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Oh, it's not that.
Let me check something.
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CongratuIations, you won.
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What?
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Our Funky FaII promotion.
You're our 1 000th customer this month.
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What?
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Are you kidding me?
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I don't do kidding.
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Oh, my God.
I can't beIieve this, it's so exciting.
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Oh, my God.
I never won anything before.
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This is the most exciting thing
that ever happened to me. Is that sad?
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Yea-- No. I don't think so.
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-ReaIIy?
-Yes.
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Thank you! Come here.
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Wow.
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MAN [ON TV] : --as the Terps move
to mid-ice, trying to....
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-How was the date?
-It was fine. Whatever.
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-Why are you here?
-My cabIe's out.
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Come on, Spiewak,
it's not the Ice Capades.
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You didn't hear the phone ring
by any chance, did you?
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-No, I didn't.
-Shit.
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Anna gave me the oId,
''I'II caII you right back.''
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Oh, shit, yeah? WeII, how Iong ago?
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That was 22 minutes ago.
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Do I caII back?
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ShouId you caII back? No, absoIuteIy not.
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I'm gonna caII back
and say I'm going to bed.
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What? No. It's 9:30. You're gonna--?
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No, it's a great idea.
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I'II caII and say, ''In case you were
gonna caII me back, don't...
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...because I'II be sIeeping.''
A genius idea.
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ALEX:
Okay, no, that's briIIiant.
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When you wake up you can say, ''I'm awake
now, I'm avaiIabIe to take your caII.''
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Oh, gosh. A second.
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-Sorry about that.
-It's aII right.
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I was--
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Wait, what was I saying again?
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You don't wanna be Iike your mother,
wake up one morning...
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...and reaIize
you never pursued your dreams.
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Is that what I was saying?
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-You want some gum?
-No, thank you.
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God, that's kind of heavy
for a grocery chat.
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-No, that's okay.
-Isn't it?
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-Sorry.
-I actuaIIy might be abIe to heIp.
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Yeah, I know a guy at my office
who deaIs excIusiveIy with music cIients.
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-Are you kidding?
-Uh-uh.
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Oh, my God.
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-Are you my savior or something?
-No.
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-Can you hoId this for a second?
-Yeah.
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Oh, this is so unexpected.
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Okay....
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I don't....
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I'm married.
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I don't do this.
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You don't do what?
You don't heIp struggIing singers?
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Not hot yoga-instructing singers...
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...who are incredibIy charming.
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ANNA:
Hm.
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WeII, you couId--
You couId give me your card.
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That's Iegit, right? Is that aIIowed?
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I couId do that.
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-Yeah.
-That'd be okay, right?
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Yeah.
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Great, thank you so much.
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Course. Do you need heIp to your car?
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-Where'd you park?
-No, I'm fine. It's okay.
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-It was very nice to meet you.
-Yeah.
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Okay.
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Who was that?
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-Oh, that was a prospective cIient.
-Oh.
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Okay.
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I can taIk to a woman.
It doesn't have to be Iike that.
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No. AbsoIuteIy not.
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-Just drive.
-ReIax.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-How you doing?
-Good.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah. I just got off the phone.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah, with my IittIe sister.
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-How's she doing?
-She's getting married.
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ReaIIy?
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BETH:
Yeah.
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NEIL:
Great.
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You reaIIy think that's great?
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Yeah.
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Devon seems Iike...
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...a great guy.
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WeII, so you think it's great
that they're getting married...
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...but you don't ever feeI Iike
we're going against nature, or something...
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...by not getting married?
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No.
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Going against nature
is Iike the cat who suckIed that monkey.
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You and I are just two peopIe
who happen not to be married.
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Let me teII you something. PeopIe
who get married are not to be trusted.
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You are so weird.
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They're not. You know why?
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Because if you are so IegitimateIy happy,
honestIy...
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...you wouIdn't feeI the need
to make a big show out of it.
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You wouIdn't have to broadcast it.
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They do it because they're insecure...
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...and they think getting married's
what they're supposed to be doing.
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So they're Iying to themseIves
and to other peopIe.
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SeriousIy.
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Think about you and your friends.
Okay?
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These women you have
great reIationships with...
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...you're cIose to them,
some of them you've known for years.
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But you don't feeI the need...
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...to write a $45 check to the state
of MaryIand for a friendship certificate.
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-Yeah. No, I get that.
-Right?
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Why shouId it be any different,
you know, with me and you?
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We're very happy, I Iove you,
I'm committed to you...
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...we have a great Iife, you know?
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Yes, you're right.
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Why can't we just be happy?
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You're right.
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-I'm gonna get you some more tea.
-Okay.
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[KIDS SHOUTING]
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RECORDING [ON PHONE] :
Please enter your pass--
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You have no messages.
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Main menu. To send a message--
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[GRO ANS]
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Okay, so cIearIy he hasn't caIIed.
200
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Maybe he's away on business.
201
00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:30,925
He seIIs reaI estate. In BaItimore.
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-Staying in town is his business.
-Right.
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00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,334
WeII, Iook, Iet me teII you.
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After I went out with Ben for the first
time, he didn't caII me for 1 1 days.
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EIeven days. And now
he's the worId's best husband.
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That happens aII the time.
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-ReaIIy?
-ReaIIy.
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JANINE:
You want coffee?
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-I got you 2 percent.
-Thanks.
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This is aII your fauIt.
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What? Why?
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You set us up.
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00:11:59,664 --> 00:12:05,500
No. You asked me if I know any guys,
and I gave Conor your phone number.
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That's not a setup.
215
00:12:07,472 --> 00:12:10,270
When I do a setup,
I weigh the pros and cons.
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I do my due diIigence.
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AII I know about Conor
is that he soId us this house.
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SeriousIy, stop.
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00:12:24,022 --> 00:12:26,923
He said he aIways hangs out after work
at the City Supper CIub.
220
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Maybe I shouId do a IittIe drive-by?
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PIease don't.
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He'II caII.
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AMBER:
Okay, I have a question:
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Why'd they even invent caIIer ID?
225
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It's, Iike, who is this service heIping?
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I mean, for centuries....
227
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Okay, weII maybe not centuries,
but for, Iike, a Iot and Iot of years...
228
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...peopIe have been answering their phone,
not knowing who it is...
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...and as far as I can teII,
no one's died from that.
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And it's Iike if the poIice wanna know
who pIaced a caII, they couId trace it.
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I mean, what am I, the poIice?
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This constant obsession with needing
to know who's caIIing aII the time...
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...it's, Iike, so gross.
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Like, you pick up the phone,
you find out who it is, then you know.
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It's, Iike....
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Look, aII I'm saying...
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...if a guy doesn't caII me,
I wouId Iike to reserve the right...
238
00:13:22,547 --> 00:13:25,573
...to caII him at 1 5-minute intervaIs
untiI he picks up.
239
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,877
But if he Iooks down
and sees my numbers...
240
00:13:28,052 --> 00:13:31,351
...he's gonna think
I'm some kind of psycho or something.
241
00:13:31,789 --> 00:13:33,654
Which I'm not.
242
00:13:33,825 --> 00:13:35,520
ObviousIy.
243
00:13:35,693 --> 00:13:37,092
[SHOWER RUNNING]
244
00:13:37,762 --> 00:13:40,595
[HUMAN LEAGUE'S ''DON'T YOU WANT ME''
PLAYS ON PHONE]
245
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,164
HeIIo?
246
00:13:44,335 --> 00:13:45,825
Mom.
247
00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,937
I gotta caII you back.
248
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,608
INSTRUCTOR:
InhaIe. Upward-facing dog.
249
00:13:52,777 --> 00:13:55,143
Look up towards the ceiIing.
250
00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:58,077
Look up towards the ceiIing.
251
00:13:58,549 --> 00:14:01,017
GIGI: He ordered more drinks for us
when the waitress came.
252
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:03,119
He remembered exactIy what I wanted.
253
00:14:03,287 --> 00:14:05,778
He initiated the hug.
He said it was nice meeting me.
254
00:14:05,957 --> 00:14:09,984
So wait. This was at the end of the date
or the beginning of the date?
255
00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:12,459
End. Why, does it matter?
256
00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:15,963
Yeah. ''Nice meeting you'' at the beginning
of the date, that's normaI.
257
00:14:16,134 --> 00:14:18,398
''Nice meeting you''
at the end of the date....
258
00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:20,460
It couId be a bIowoff.
259
00:14:21,105 --> 00:14:22,504
Maybe it was at the beginning.
260
00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:25,733
Okay. That's fine. He's gonna caII.
261
00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:27,343
Or maybe it was at the end.
262
00:14:27,512 --> 00:14:29,571
Or maybe it was just nice to meet me.
263
00:14:29,747 --> 00:14:31,237
BETH:
HeIp.
264
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:33,680
Hi. This is torture.
265
00:14:33,851 --> 00:14:36,786
How am I supposed to come up
with something pithy and dynamic...
266
00:14:36,954 --> 00:14:38,421
...to say about cinnamon bIends?
267
00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:40,056
It's hard to focus on nutmeg...
268
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,658
...when the guy who might be
the guy of my dreams...
269
00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:45,125
...refuses to caII me.
270
00:14:45,963 --> 00:14:47,897
After my first date with NeiI...
271
00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:49,089
...I caIIed him.
272
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:52,062
There are no ruIes anymore.
273
00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:55,831
And, I mean, why shouId you
have to wait for him to get off his ass?
274
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:03,438
-It's ringing.
-That's pretty standard.
275
00:15:03,614 --> 00:15:05,479
-Hey, you've reached Conor.
-Yes! VoicemaiI.
276
00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:08,483
-Leave a message, I'll get back to you.
-Notes.
277
00:15:08,653 --> 00:15:10,484
''Hey, Conor, it's Gigi.
278
00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:12,623
I just thought, I hadn't heard from you...
279
00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:18,023
...and how stupid is it that a gaI has
to wait for a guy's caII anyway, right?''
280
00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:22,158
[MOUTHING]
What does that say? What's that say?
281
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:25,331
Because we're aII equaI, right?
282
00:15:25,503 --> 00:15:27,368
More than equaI.
283
00:15:27,538 --> 00:15:30,371
More women are accepted
into Iaw schooI now than men.
284
00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:32,975
And, I mean, I don't know
if you saw that Dateline...
285
00:15:33,144 --> 00:15:35,806
...but women practicaIIy
have penises now, right? So....
286
00:15:36,914 --> 00:15:37,938
CaII me.
287
00:15:38,115 --> 00:15:40,583
Oh, this is Gigi. CaII me.
288
00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:46,885
Don't worry, he's totaIIy gonna caII.
289
00:15:47,692 --> 00:15:49,159
[SIGHS]
290
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:05,941
What?
291
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:09,409
How can there not be a diaI tone?
How can there not be a diaI tone?
292
00:16:09,947 --> 00:16:12,006
No diaI tone. Come here, diaI tone.
293
00:16:12,183 --> 00:16:13,411
WOMAN [ON PHONE] :
Gigi, are you there?
294
00:16:13,584 --> 00:16:14,949
Hello, Gigi?
295
00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:16,552
-Mom, is that you?
-Yes.
296
00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:20,384
-I can't taIk now, I'II caII you back.
-Wait, I need you to--
297
00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:22,718
[DIAL TONE]
298
00:16:27,632 --> 00:16:29,623
Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message.
299
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,199
Hi, Janine, it's me.
300
00:16:31,369 --> 00:16:32,495
Conor never caIIed...
301
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:37,403
...so I'm on the precipice of staging
a casuaI run-in at the City Supper CIub.
302
00:16:37,575 --> 00:16:39,475
Pick up if you wanna stop me.
303
00:16:40,778 --> 00:16:44,544
AII right, I'm interpreting your siIence
as tacit compIiance. Bye.
304
00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:50,411
BARTENDER: What's up, girI?
-Hey.
305
00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:52,749
-How are you?
-Good.
306
00:16:58,796 --> 00:16:59,888
Knock, knock.
307
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:01,429
Hey.
308
00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:03,833
So...
309
00:17:04,769 --> 00:17:07,135
...here we are. Same shift again.
310
00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:11,569
I know. I make the scheduIe. Remember?
311
00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:15,143
WeII, I figured it was no coincidence.
312
00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:21,178
I had...
313
00:17:22,019 --> 00:17:23,452
...a good time the other night.
314
00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:25,115
Yeah.
315
00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,849
It's amazing where 1 0 shots
of Patron wiII get you.
316
00:17:28,025 --> 00:17:29,549
[LAUGHS]
317
00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:33,623
So I was thinking...
318
00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:36,893
...after work we couId....
319
00:17:37,935 --> 00:17:38,959
You know....
320
00:17:40,137 --> 00:17:45,666
Look, KeIIi Ann, what happened
between us the other night was fun.
321
00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:47,003
It was definiteIy fun.
322
00:17:47,178 --> 00:17:50,079
But we're way understaffed tonight.
I even have to man the bar.
323
00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:53,273
So that's why I scheduIed you.
324
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,316
To work.
325
00:17:55,486 --> 00:17:57,113
So....
326
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,219
Are we good?
327
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,685
-Nope, we're good.
-Okay.
328
00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:06,090
Hey, oh, KeIIi Ann.
329
00:18:06,263 --> 00:18:08,663
Hey, babe, couId you get the door?
Thanks.
330
00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:15,801
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
331
00:18:19,644 --> 00:18:22,010
KELLI ANN:
Hi. Are you joining us for dinner, or...?
332
00:18:22,179 --> 00:18:23,510
I'm meeting someone. A guy.
333
00:18:23,681 --> 00:18:25,148
KELLI ANN: Why?
- Hm?
334
00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:27,181
Nothing. Sorry. For dinner?
335
00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:29,977
I'II wait at the bar.
336
00:18:31,522 --> 00:18:33,080
That's a great idea.
337
00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:42,830
What can I get you?
338
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,399
Oh, no, I'm meeting someone.
339
00:18:44,568 --> 00:18:47,264
Oh yeah? What, you got a hot date?
340
00:18:48,239 --> 00:18:50,002
I don't know if you'd caII it ''hot.''
341
00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:52,438
This guy Conor and I
have onIy been out one time--
342
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:54,202
Wait, wait, wait. Conor Barry?
343
00:18:54,645 --> 00:18:55,669
Yeah.
344
00:18:55,846 --> 00:18:57,837
Conor's not coming in tonight.
Thanks a Iot.
345
00:18:58,015 --> 00:19:00,575
Did he forget he was
supposed to meet you here?
346
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:04,619
Oh, see, when I said ''meeting someone,''
I guess it was kind of a broad term.
347
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,814
A wide interpretation
of the word ''meeting.''
348
00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:09,050
Right. You know what? I'II caII him.
349
00:19:09,226 --> 00:19:12,389
Oh, no. I mean, just totaIIy unnecessary.
350
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:15,862
Okay.
351
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:17,830
I just was actuaIIy in the area...
352
00:19:18,002 --> 00:19:21,267
...and so I just figured I'd swing by
and see if he was around.
353
00:19:21,439 --> 00:19:25,739
Because I had to return his pen.
354
00:19:26,177 --> 00:19:28,008
Had to return this pen. He Ieft this.
355
00:19:28,179 --> 00:19:33,139
And I just thought I shouId reaIIy return it
before he, you know, freaks out.
356
00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:35,746
Yeah. Okay, I'II get it to him.
357
00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:37,745
Thanks.
358
00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:43,592
''WiIson Ward, DDS,
AduIt, ChiId and Geriatric Dentistry.''
359
00:19:44,662 --> 00:19:48,029
Look, I'm not going to judge what may
or may not be important to someone.
360
00:19:48,199 --> 00:19:50,724
Yeah. That's not even
his dentist, though.
361
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,630
Oh, reaIIy. Who is?
362
00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:55,096
My dad.
363
00:20:01,212 --> 00:20:02,338
Oh.
364
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,882
I'm Gigi. I went out
with Conor Iast week.
365
00:20:09,053 --> 00:20:11,453
And I just....
366
00:20:13,224 --> 00:20:16,057
I thought if I just ran into him....
367
00:20:17,928 --> 00:20:19,987
I don't know. I'm gonna go.
368
00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:21,791
Wait.
369
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:22,990
Wait, just--
370
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,260
Hang out for a second.
Let me buy you a drink.
371
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,996
One drink. Okay?
372
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,105
Give me two seconds, I'II be right back.
373
00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:38,844
ALEX: Look, you seem Iike a cooI girI,
so I'm just gonna be honest with you.
374
00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:41,314
Conor's never gonna caII you.
375
00:20:41,485 --> 00:20:44,079
Oh, reaIIy. How do you know?
376
00:20:44,255 --> 00:20:46,780
Because I'm a guy,
and it's just how we do it.
377
00:20:46,957 --> 00:20:48,424
He said it was nice meeting me.
378
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:51,117
I don't care if he said
you were his favorite femaIe...
379
00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:53,627
...since his mommy
and Joanie Cunningham.
380
00:20:53,798 --> 00:20:56,961
Over a week went by, okay, Gigi?
And he didn't caII you.
381
00:20:57,134 --> 00:20:59,762
But maybe he did caII
and I didn't get the message.
382
00:20:59,937 --> 00:21:01,336
Or maybe he Iost my number...
383
00:21:01,505 --> 00:21:05,532
...or he's out of town,
or got hit by a cab, or his grandma died.
384
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:08,701
Or he didn't caII because
he has no interest in seeing you again.
385
00:21:10,681 --> 00:21:14,310
Yeah. But my friend Terri once went
out with a guy who never caIIed.
386
00:21:14,485 --> 00:21:16,043
She totaIIy wrote him off.
387
00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:17,915
-Over a year goes by.
-Right.
388
00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:19,749
She ran into him,
and it ended up that--
389
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:22,586
Your friend Terri's an idiot.
She's aIso the exception...
390
00:21:23,227 --> 00:21:24,751
...by the way.
The rare exception.
391
00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:27,796
Okay. Okay.
But what if I'm the exception?
392
00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:30,729
No, you're not. You're not at aII.
In fact, you're the ruIe.
393
00:21:30,901 --> 00:21:35,304
And the ruIe is this: If a guy doesn't
caII you, he doesn't wanna caII you.
394
00:21:35,472 --> 00:21:37,099
-ReaIIy?
-Yeah.
395
00:21:37,274 --> 00:21:39,071
-AIways?
-Yeah, aIways.
396
00:21:39,243 --> 00:21:43,270
Look, I know what bIowing off
a woman Iooks Iike, okay?
397
00:21:43,447 --> 00:21:45,915
I do it earIy, I do it often.
398
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:50,543
So trust me when I say if a guy
is treating you Iike he doesn't give a shit...
399
00:21:50,721 --> 00:21:53,212
...he genuineIy doesn't give a shit.
400
00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:55,255
No exceptions.
401
00:22:05,469 --> 00:22:07,164
Thank you.
402
00:22:08,405 --> 00:22:10,464
Given me a Iot to think about.
403
00:22:16,881 --> 00:22:18,815
GIGI: Morning, morning.
MAN: Excuse me.
404
00:22:18,983 --> 00:22:20,143
-Hi.
-Hi.
405
00:22:20,317 --> 00:22:21,579
Everything okay?
406
00:22:21,752 --> 00:22:22,878
Oh, I was up aII night.
407
00:22:23,053 --> 00:22:25,078
PIease say you were working
on the nutmeg copy.
408
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:28,384
Sure. It's basicaIIy done.
I have to teII you something important.
409
00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:30,424
JANINE:
Sweetie? What's going on with your hair?
410
00:22:30,594 --> 00:22:33,927
Yeah, come here before peopIe
see you have a mini muffin in your hair.
411
00:22:34,098 --> 00:22:35,759
Okay.
412
00:22:35,933 --> 00:22:37,264
So....
413
00:22:39,837 --> 00:22:42,601
Thank you. I think I figured it out.
414
00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:45,900
Remember that notary pubIic
who cheated on me?
415
00:22:46,076 --> 00:22:49,375
Then Anastasia toId me her boyfriend
cheated on her at the beginning...
416
00:22:49,546 --> 00:22:52,640
...but then he changed and now
they're married and crazy in Iove?
417
00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:55,684
-I thought that guy was a process server.
-No, notary.
418
00:22:55,853 --> 00:22:58,788
Anyway, my point is,
Anastasia's the exception, not the ruIe.
419
00:22:58,956 --> 00:23:00,924
We have to stop Iistening
to these stories.
420
00:23:01,091 --> 00:23:04,151
The ruIe is that guys who cheat on you
don't care about you much.
421
00:23:05,029 --> 00:23:08,556
-Okay.
-Okay, so Exhibit A:
422
00:23:08,732 --> 00:23:11,530
Chad, the drummer who Iived
in a storage space.
423
00:23:11,702 --> 00:23:15,536
He onIy used me for rides, and yet
I continued to staIk him for most of 1 998.
424
00:23:15,706 --> 00:23:18,231
And then.... Oh, there was Don...
425
00:23:18,409 --> 00:23:21,970
...who broke up with me every Friday
so that he couId have his weekends free.
426
00:23:22,146 --> 00:23:24,046
I was deIusionaI about that reIationship.
427
00:23:24,214 --> 00:23:26,705
I'd refer to him as my husband
to my dentaI hygienist.
428
00:23:26,884 --> 00:23:29,148
And aII of my friends
used to teII me stories...
429
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,948
...about how things might work out
with these dipshits...
430
00:23:32,122 --> 00:23:34,920
...because they knew someone
who dated a dipshit Iike mine...
431
00:23:35,092 --> 00:23:37,060
...and that girI ended up getting married.
432
00:23:37,227 --> 00:23:40,287
But that's the exception.
We're not the exception, we're the ruIe.
433
00:23:45,836 --> 00:23:49,101
Okay, Iet me just see if I understand.
434
00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:50,973
So what you're saying is...
435
00:23:51,141 --> 00:23:54,440
...if I hear a story about a girI
who's been with a guy for 1 3 years...
436
00:23:54,611 --> 00:23:57,136
...and he finaIIy married her,
that's the exception.
437
00:23:57,314 --> 00:23:58,941
Yes.
438
00:23:59,116 --> 00:24:01,983
But the ruIe are guys Iike NeiI...
439
00:24:02,786 --> 00:24:06,085
...who are with girIs Iike me...
440
00:24:06,256 --> 00:24:08,781
...for seven years and aren't married...
441
00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:10,517
...they're never getting married.
442
00:24:10,961 --> 00:24:12,360
-No.
-No.
443
00:24:12,529 --> 00:24:14,053
-No, no, no. No, no, no.
-No.
444
00:24:14,231 --> 00:24:18,099
-It's not what she meant in that--
-No, it's got nothing to do with you.
445
00:24:18,268 --> 00:24:20,395
I absoIuteIy was not taIking about you.
446
00:24:20,571 --> 00:24:24,507
-These are specific reIationship situations.
-I was taIking about myseIf specificaIIy.
447
00:24:24,675 --> 00:24:27,269
GIGI:
Just me specificaIIy, you know?
448
00:24:31,715 --> 00:24:34,377
This guy is, Iike, impossibIe
not to Iike, you know?
449
00:24:34,551 --> 00:24:37,816
He's fIirting with me pretty heaviIy
outside of the Handy Mart...
450
00:24:37,988 --> 00:24:42,084
...and, you know, everything just kind
of Iines up, it's reaIIy magicaI.
451
00:24:42,259 --> 00:24:44,250
And then he teIIs me that he's married.
452
00:24:44,428 --> 00:24:46,862
Which, of course,
I shouId be pissed about, right?
453
00:24:47,031 --> 00:24:50,057
But I just can't stop thinking about him.
454
00:24:50,234 --> 00:24:51,428
But he's married.
455
00:24:51,602 --> 00:24:55,038
I know, I reaIize that.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
456
00:24:55,205 --> 00:24:56,467
What's wrong with me?
457
00:24:58,008 --> 00:24:59,498
Okay.
458
00:24:59,676 --> 00:25:02,440
I know this guy,
he works in my dad's printing business.
459
00:25:02,613 --> 00:25:07,209
And he was married for 1 5 years
to a nice Iady.
460
00:25:07,384 --> 00:25:12,083
And one night he meets this woman
at some church event.
461
00:25:12,256 --> 00:25:16,590
And he teIIs my dad that he's never
feIt anything Iike it before.
462
00:25:17,261 --> 00:25:20,128
That he had finaIIy met the one.
463
00:25:20,297 --> 00:25:22,060
So he divorced his wife...
464
00:25:22,232 --> 00:25:25,497
...and he's been with this other woman
for 22 years...
465
00:25:25,669 --> 00:25:27,967
...and they're insaneIy happy.
466
00:25:28,138 --> 00:25:30,732
I mean, what if you meet
the Iove of your Iife...
467
00:25:30,908 --> 00:25:33,001
...but you aIready married someone eIse?
468
00:25:33,177 --> 00:25:35,304
Are you supposed to
Iet them pass you by?
469
00:25:37,648 --> 00:25:41,084
You're right. Okay.
470
00:25:41,785 --> 00:25:42,911
I'm gonna caII him.
471
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,244
Okay.
472
00:26:00,604 --> 00:26:03,095
BEN: Hello?
-Hey, Ben. This is Anna Marks.
473
00:26:03,273 --> 00:26:05,673
Hey, Anna. What's up?
474
00:26:05,843 --> 00:26:08,937
Nothing, I was just--
I was taking you up on your offer.
475
00:26:09,113 --> 00:26:13,550
I know you said you had a coupIe
of contacts you thought couId heIp me.
476
00:26:13,717 --> 00:26:18,984
And I thought maybe we couId taIk
about it over coffee or something Iike that.
477
00:26:22,159 --> 00:26:24,423
Look, I just....
478
00:26:26,263 --> 00:26:28,231
I can't, Anna.
479
00:26:29,366 --> 00:26:31,891
You seemed great. I just-- I don't know.
480
00:26:32,069 --> 00:26:34,037
I should probably go.
481
00:26:34,204 --> 00:26:35,899
Take care, though. Bye.
482
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:44,906
-Hey.
-Hey.
483
00:26:45,082 --> 00:26:46,481
-I'm psyched you caIIed.
-CooI.
484
00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:49,084
Kind of given up on you
when you didn't caII me back.
485
00:26:49,253 --> 00:26:50,914
I was just thinking about you.
486
00:26:51,088 --> 00:26:52,885
-Want a gIass of wine?
-Sure.
487
00:26:53,056 --> 00:26:54,887
Okay, what were the categories again?
488
00:26:55,058 --> 00:26:56,889
Four categories:
489
00:26:57,060 --> 00:27:00,621
Smart, sexy, funny and cute.
490
00:27:00,797 --> 00:27:02,958
But you can onIy be two things.
491
00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:07,467
Like Sarah Jessica Parker
wouId be funny and sexy.
492
00:27:07,638 --> 00:27:09,606
BiII CIinton wouId be smart and sexy.
493
00:27:09,773 --> 00:27:11,604
I can't beIieve you're hot for CIinton.
494
00:27:11,775 --> 00:27:13,299
Go. What am I?
495
00:27:13,477 --> 00:27:14,637
Wait, what was I again?
496
00:27:14,811 --> 00:27:16,642
You're smart and cute.
497
00:27:16,813 --> 00:27:19,839
Okay, you are sexy, very sexy.
498
00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:21,541
And cute.
499
00:27:22,486 --> 00:27:24,215
No, you can't--
500
00:27:24,388 --> 00:27:26,515
Sexy and cute
are both in the Iooks coIumn.
501
00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:28,453
Nobody wants to be aII in one coIumn.
502
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:32,584
I sound Iike a jackass if I say you're aII four,
which obviousIy you are.
503
00:27:32,763 --> 00:27:34,958
EspeciaIIy sexy.
504
00:27:35,132 --> 00:27:36,963
ANNA:
You're the best.
505
00:27:41,705 --> 00:27:43,696
I better go.
506
00:27:44,074 --> 00:27:48,067
Okay, weII, you know
you couId stay here if you want.
507
00:27:48,679 --> 00:27:50,510
What? It's been a whiIe.
508
00:27:50,681 --> 00:27:52,410
No, I can't.
509
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:55,017
I can't stay, I'm totaIIy--
510
00:27:55,185 --> 00:27:56,777
I'm totaIIy, totaIIy fried.
511
00:27:56,954 --> 00:27:58,148
Is that okay?
512
00:27:58,322 --> 00:27:59,755
Yeah.
513
00:28:04,294 --> 00:28:05,886
I'II see you Iater.
514
00:28:06,063 --> 00:28:07,496
Bye.
515
00:28:13,103 --> 00:28:15,196
[HAMMERING]
516
00:28:17,874 --> 00:28:19,432
NEIL:
Hey.
517
00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:21,567
That Iook straight to you?
518
00:28:21,745 --> 00:28:23,940
Why are you hanging that?
519
00:28:24,881 --> 00:28:27,975
Because you asked me to
about three weeks ago.
520
00:28:28,151 --> 00:28:30,346
I'm getting around to it.
521
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,545
Why? You don't want it here?
522
00:28:32,723 --> 00:28:34,418
No, I Iove it there. But just stop.
523
00:28:35,058 --> 00:28:37,049
Why? Is it the painting?
524
00:28:37,227 --> 00:28:42,187
You know, I know, it Iooks
kind of Iike a defIated boob here.
525
00:28:42,366 --> 00:28:43,663
Right? I know.
526
00:28:43,834 --> 00:28:46,302
It's gonna be depressing.
ShouId I take it down?
527
00:28:47,504 --> 00:28:50,337
No, I want you
to stop doing anything nice.
528
00:28:52,776 --> 00:28:54,505
This feeIs Iike a trick.
529
00:28:54,678 --> 00:28:56,145
-No.
-No?
530
00:28:56,313 --> 00:29:00,306
No, I just-- I just need you
to stop being nice to me...
531
00:29:00,484 --> 00:29:02,475
...unIess you're gonna marry me after.
532
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:04,018
[CHUCKLES]
533
00:29:04,187 --> 00:29:06,178
Is that funny?
534
00:29:06,356 --> 00:29:07,823
Do you think that's funny?
535
00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:11,350
No, I guess it's not funny.
536
00:29:11,528 --> 00:29:13,462
See, you can't keep being nice to me...
537
00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:17,327
...and I can't keep pretending
that this is something that it's not.
538
00:29:17,701 --> 00:29:20,795
We've been together
for over seven years.
539
00:29:20,971 --> 00:29:22,495
You know me, you know who I am.
540
00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:25,506
You either wanna marry me
or you don't.
541
00:29:28,011 --> 00:29:30,377
Or there's the possibiIity...
542
00:29:30,614 --> 00:29:33,879
...that I mean it when I say
I don't beIieve in marriage--
543
00:29:34,051 --> 00:29:35,518
BuIIshit.
544
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:36,710
BuIIshit.
545
00:29:36,887 --> 00:29:39,219
Come on, it's buIIshit for every woman...
546
00:29:39,389 --> 00:29:42,984
...that has been toId by some man
that he doesn't beIieve in marriage...
547
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:48,621
...and then six months Iater he's married
to some 24-year-oId that he met at a gym.
548
00:29:48,799 --> 00:29:50,699
It's just-- It's buIIshit.
549
00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:52,334
Where is this coming from?
550
00:29:52,502 --> 00:29:55,528
From the pIace I've been hiding
from you for about five years.
551
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:56,730
Okay.
552
00:29:56,907 --> 00:29:59,501
Five years, because I haven't wanted
to seem demanding.
553
00:29:59,676 --> 00:30:04,272
And I haven't wanted
to seem cIingy or psycho.
554
00:30:05,015 --> 00:30:06,573
Or whatever.
555
00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:08,877
So I haven't asked you.
556
00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:11,950
But I....
557
00:30:14,057 --> 00:30:15,854
I have to.
558
00:30:17,327 --> 00:30:19,158
I mean...
559
00:30:21,765 --> 00:30:24,632
...are you ever gonna marry me?
560
00:30:42,853 --> 00:30:45,287
Oh, I can't do this anymore.
561
00:31:03,106 --> 00:31:05,267
ANGELA: I used to think that I had
never been dumped.
562
00:31:05,442 --> 00:31:07,433
Yeah, then we started comparing notes.
563
00:31:07,611 --> 00:31:11,638
Then we reaIized we've both been dumped
by every man we've ever been with.
564
00:31:11,815 --> 00:31:13,442
-Every one.
-Yeah.
565
00:31:13,617 --> 00:31:16,142
-But they do it so skiIIfuIIy.
-Mm-hm.
566
00:31:16,319 --> 00:31:19,652
They just so sneaky
that you think it was your idea.
567
00:31:19,823 --> 00:31:22,053
Yeah. You're sitting back
and you're Iike:
568
00:31:22,225 --> 00:31:26,093
''Oh, yeah. This my idea.
But wait a second, why am I aIone?''
569
00:31:26,263 --> 00:31:28,754
''Why am I unhappy?
Why have I gained 20 pounds?''
570
00:31:28,932 --> 00:31:31,332
-They Jedi mind-trick you.
-Yes, they do.
571
00:31:31,501 --> 00:31:32,934
-So they do a soft pass.
-Yeah.
572
00:31:33,103 --> 00:31:35,162
They got IittIe Iines they Iike to teII you.
573
00:31:35,338 --> 00:31:37,203
Like, ''I don't wanna stand in your way.''
574
00:31:37,374 --> 00:31:40,775
Or, ''You're perfect,
it's just I have to work on myseIf.''
575
00:31:40,944 --> 00:31:43,003
Right. ''I'm just thinking
of your happiness.''
576
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:45,774
''Oh, I don't deserve you.''
That's my favorite one.
577
00:31:45,949 --> 00:31:47,348
You know the other one I Iike?
578
00:31:47,517 --> 00:31:49,985
''I am so jeaIous of the guy
who gets to marry you.''
579
00:31:50,153 --> 00:31:51,950
-WeII, that couId have been you.
-Yeah.
580
00:31:52,122 --> 00:31:53,817
That's what I was Ieaning towards.
581
00:31:53,990 --> 00:31:55,958
Yeah. And the second you hear that...
582
00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:59,118
...run to the store, get yourseIf some ribs
and some ice cream...
583
00:31:59,296 --> 00:32:01,025
...because you have been dumped.
584
00:32:01,598 --> 00:32:03,623
Hey Anna, it's Ben.
585
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,701
Listen, I know it's been a whiIe
since you caIIed.
586
00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:09,964
It's just-- It took me by surprise.
587
00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:12,540
But I did offer to heIp you
with your career...
588
00:32:12,709 --> 00:32:14,802
...and I don't see why
I can't do that, right?
589
00:32:14,978 --> 00:32:16,570
So why don't you give me a caII...
590
00:32:16,746 --> 00:32:19,271
...and maybe you can
come by the office or something.
591
00:32:19,449 --> 00:32:21,940
Okay? AII right, take care. Bye.
592
00:32:22,118 --> 00:32:23,244
JANINE:
Hey, you.
593
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,445
Oh, shit.
594
00:32:25,622 --> 00:32:28,557
-What?
-You scared me.
595
00:32:28,725 --> 00:32:30,556
-You okay?
-Yeah.
596
00:32:30,727 --> 00:32:32,558
Everything's fine.
597
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,125
Are you smoking again?
598
00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:36,356
No, sweetie, I'm not smoking.
599
00:32:36,533 --> 00:32:37,557
Why?
600
00:32:37,734 --> 00:32:39,224
You get jumpy when you smoke.
601
00:32:39,402 --> 00:32:40,994
I'm not smoking, I promise.
602
00:32:41,171 --> 00:32:43,230
No, I was just sitting here...
603
00:32:43,406 --> 00:32:47,069
...trying to picture what this room's
gonna Iook Iike when it's finished.
604
00:32:47,244 --> 00:32:48,506
-I Iike that game.
-You do?
605
00:32:48,678 --> 00:32:50,077
Yeah.
606
00:32:51,181 --> 00:32:53,706
What coIor did you picture?
607
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:55,852
That's where I got stuck.
608
00:32:56,019 --> 00:32:57,418
Yeah.
609
00:32:58,555 --> 00:33:00,523
I was thinking...
610
00:33:01,091 --> 00:33:03,821
...maybe yeIIow.
611
00:33:04,494 --> 00:33:07,395
-YeIIow? Okay.
-Yeah. I mean, it's neutraI.
612
00:33:07,564 --> 00:33:11,398
-Mm-hm.
-Yeah. So it couId be whatever.
613
00:33:11,568 --> 00:33:15,060
It couId be an office,
it couId be a guest room...
614
00:33:15,238 --> 00:33:17,934
...a gym, a baby's room....
615
00:33:18,108 --> 00:33:19,871
[LAUGHS]
616
00:33:21,811 --> 00:33:24,678
Wait, did you mean ''neutraI,''
or ''gender-neutraI''?
617
00:33:24,848 --> 00:33:28,409
-I don't know what you're taIking about.
-Oh, reaIIy?
618
00:33:30,353 --> 00:33:33,049
I know we said
we'd wait to taIk about it.
619
00:33:33,223 --> 00:33:34,952
BEN: Uh-huh.
-Mm-hm.
620
00:33:35,825 --> 00:33:41,559
But I think that we're aImost ready
to start taIking about it.
621
00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:55,908
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
622
00:33:57,948 --> 00:34:00,508
JARRAD: So that's the Iast time
I do anything pro bono.
623
00:34:00,684 --> 00:34:01,946
[GIGI LAUGHS]
624
00:34:03,787 --> 00:34:06,779
WeII, Iadies, I guess
I have to get back to the office.
625
00:34:07,424 --> 00:34:10,621
You go back to the office after happy hour?
What's happy about that?
626
00:34:10,794 --> 00:34:12,352
I met you.
627
00:34:14,664 --> 00:34:17,155
I wouId Iove to caII you sometime.
Do you have a card?
628
00:34:19,002 --> 00:34:20,162
-Of course.
-Oh, great.
629
00:34:20,337 --> 00:34:23,500
Here is my info.
630
00:34:24,507 --> 00:34:26,600
-Nice to meet you, Janine.
-Nice to meet you.
631
00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:29,005
Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi.
632
00:34:31,214 --> 00:34:32,704
Oh, wait.
633
00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:35,447
So...
634
00:34:35,852 --> 00:34:37,285
...how are we doing this?
635
00:34:37,454 --> 00:34:40,446
Are you hearing from me
or am I getting a caII?
636
00:34:40,624 --> 00:34:41,648
What?
637
00:34:42,158 --> 00:34:43,819
You said you'd Iove to caII me...
638
00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:46,895
...but then you said,
''Look forward to hearing from you,'' and--
639
00:34:47,063 --> 00:34:48,963
You see how that's kind of confusing?
640
00:34:49,132 --> 00:34:51,999
Yeah, Iook, we'II taIk. We'II get in touch.
641
00:34:53,370 --> 00:34:55,497
You did it again. Very vague.
642
00:34:55,672 --> 00:34:58,334
You know what?
Let's just say that you'II caII me...
643
00:34:58,508 --> 00:35:01,102
...and then we can skip aII the nonsense.
644
00:35:01,277 --> 00:35:03,142
Goodbye, Gigi.
645
00:35:13,223 --> 00:35:16,886
-He was cute.
-Yeah, pIease don't cyber-staIk him.
646
00:35:19,362 --> 00:35:20,920
What are you doing?
647
00:35:21,097 --> 00:35:22,257
I'm not caIIing him.
648
00:35:22,432 --> 00:35:24,730
If he wants to see me, he'II caII.
649
00:35:24,968 --> 00:35:26,196
Wow.
650
00:35:26,369 --> 00:35:29,395
That guy AIex reaIIy
made an impression on you.
651
00:35:29,572 --> 00:35:30,766
Was he hot?
652
00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:33,465
No. He was just...
653
00:35:33,677 --> 00:35:34,837
...right.
654
00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:37,844
Morning.
655
00:35:38,014 --> 00:35:39,606
Morning, Ryan.
656
00:35:39,783 --> 00:35:42,650
A surprise mocha venti
just because you're so awesome.
657
00:35:42,819 --> 00:35:45,253
-Love you.
-Love you.
658
00:35:46,222 --> 00:35:47,519
Good morning.
659
00:35:57,834 --> 00:35:59,927
Okay.
660
00:36:03,606 --> 00:36:04,630
So?
661
00:36:05,675 --> 00:36:06,733
Oh, hi.
662
00:36:12,348 --> 00:36:14,543
-He asked me out.
NATHAN: Oh, my God. He caIIed?
663
00:36:16,052 --> 00:36:18,247
MARY: WeII....
-He e-maiIed?
664
00:36:18,421 --> 00:36:19,911
-No.
BRUCE: What?
665
00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:22,115
Left his caIIing card
with your Iady-in-waiting?
666
00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:27,092
-He MySpaced me.
-Ouch.
667
00:36:27,397 --> 00:36:31,629
-Oh.
-Oh, girI, I don't know about that.
668
00:36:31,801 --> 00:36:35,430
My trampy IittIe sister says
MySpace is the new booty caII.
669
00:36:36,372 --> 00:36:38,840
WeII, what am I supposed to do?
670
00:36:39,008 --> 00:36:40,635
I mean, things have changed.
671
00:36:40,810 --> 00:36:43,142
PeopIe don't meet each other
organicaIIy anymore.
672
00:36:43,313 --> 00:36:47,272
If I wouId Iike to make myseIf seem
more attractive to the opposite sex...
673
00:36:47,450 --> 00:36:50,510
...I don't go and get a new haircut,
I update my profiIe.
674
00:36:50,687 --> 00:36:52,587
That's just the way it is, you know?
675
00:36:52,756 --> 00:36:53,780
[PHONE RINGING]
676
00:36:53,957 --> 00:36:55,151
NATHAN:
Yeah, she's right.
677
00:36:55,325 --> 00:36:57,589
Back, back, back, back.
678
00:36:58,862 --> 00:37:00,659
Ad saIes, this is Mary.
679
00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:04,994
Hi, Mary, this is Conor,
Anna's friend, or whatever.
680
00:37:05,168 --> 00:37:06,192
Hi.
681
00:37:06,603 --> 00:37:09,094
So, what'd you think?
682
00:37:09,272 --> 00:37:11,604
Looking at it right now.
I'm not sure about this.
683
00:37:11,775 --> 00:37:13,037
Oh, you have to trust me.
684
00:37:13,209 --> 00:37:15,769
It's a burgeoning market,
you're gonna make a fortune.
685
00:37:15,945 --> 00:37:19,073
I know. Did you have to put me
with the massage ads?
686
00:37:19,249 --> 00:37:22,810
WeII, it was either that or the page
with the personaIs, so....
687
00:37:22,986 --> 00:37:24,851
This page gets a lot of action.
688
00:37:25,021 --> 00:37:26,852
Yeah, I guess you're right.
689
00:37:27,023 --> 00:37:28,684
Hey, have you spoken to Anna IateIy?
690
00:37:28,858 --> 00:37:30,485
Yeah.
691
00:37:32,395 --> 00:37:34,022
Okay.
692
00:37:35,231 --> 00:37:37,495
AII right, Mary,
I'II taIk to you soon. Thank you.
693
00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:39,100
Bye.
694
00:37:39,836 --> 00:37:42,964
PAIGE: What I'm trying to show you is
that there's a difference.
695
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,937
There is a difference.
696
00:37:45,108 --> 00:37:48,942
BETH: Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda
to sew these dresses in two weeks?
697
00:37:49,112 --> 00:37:50,340
PAIGE:
She wanted to do it.
698
00:37:50,513 --> 00:37:53,880
LAURA: ReaIIy? She toId me she feIt Iike
an oId Indonesian Iady in a sweat shop.
699
00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:55,813
-Is that not right?
PAIGE: No, she didn't.
700
00:37:55,985 --> 00:37:57,077
LAURA:
No?
701
00:37:57,253 --> 00:38:01,485
BETH: What's the--?
Why the big rush to get married?
702
00:38:01,658 --> 00:38:05,992
PAIGE: Because I am not having my wedding
during a gross BaItimore winter...
703
00:38:06,162 --> 00:38:08,027
...and I am not waiting tiII spring.
704
00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:10,189
You are so pregnant.
705
00:38:10,366 --> 00:38:11,890
PAIGE:
Oh, God, I'm not pregnant.
706
00:38:12,068 --> 00:38:14,036
I'm not pregnant. That's ridicuIous.
707
00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:16,399
-Chug a beer then.
PAIGE: No, I'm not chugging a beer.
708
00:38:16,573 --> 00:38:17,597
CATHERINE:
Chug a beer.
709
00:38:17,774 --> 00:38:19,503
PAIGE:
We're in Iove, you asshoIes.
710
00:38:19,676 --> 00:38:23,237
That's what peopIe do
when they're in Iove, they get married.
711
00:38:26,082 --> 00:38:29,677
But you know what?
Not everybody gets married, you know?
712
00:38:29,853 --> 00:38:33,345
There are many peopIe
who never get married.
713
00:38:33,857 --> 00:38:36,155
WeII, thanks
for the inspirationaI pep taIk.
714
00:38:36,326 --> 00:38:40,387
What she meant to say was that it's fine
that you broke up with NeiI.
715
00:38:40,563 --> 00:38:41,587
Right.
716
00:38:41,764 --> 00:38:44,528
Tons of peopIe make the choice
to be aIone. They're happy.
717
00:38:45,435 --> 00:38:47,130
Look at AI Pacino.
718
00:38:47,303 --> 00:38:50,568
Never been married, happy as a cIam.
719
00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:54,369
WouId that--? Am I--?
WouId I be AI Pacino in this scenario?
720
00:38:54,544 --> 00:38:56,637
No, Bethie, we just--
We want you to be happy.
721
00:38:57,046 --> 00:39:00,106
WeII, then you shouId have
rethought the coraI.
722
00:39:00,283 --> 00:39:02,183
LAURA:
Oh, her face.
723
00:39:02,352 --> 00:39:03,785
-Your face.
-Don't make her cry.
724
00:39:03,953 --> 00:39:05,944
I'm sick of these coraI jokes.
725
00:39:06,122 --> 00:39:09,057
I know, you're sensitive.
Trust me, I get it.
726
00:39:09,225 --> 00:39:12,820
Hey, why don't you have dinner
with me and Steven and the kids...
727
00:39:12,996 --> 00:39:14,520
...then you can just stay over--?
728
00:39:14,697 --> 00:39:17,063
Why'd she wanna hang out
with you and your husband?
729
00:39:17,233 --> 00:39:18,825
The Iast thing I'd feeI Iike doing.
730
00:39:19,002 --> 00:39:20,902
If being in this wedding is too painfuI--
731
00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:24,699
Oh, God, you guys. PIease, stop it.
ReIax, reIax.
732
00:39:25,174 --> 00:39:27,472
That's enough, okay?
SeriousIy, you guys, I'm f--
733
00:39:27,644 --> 00:39:31,808
I've gone through breakups before.
If you remember, I handIe them quite weII.
734
00:39:31,981 --> 00:39:36,315
You've been there, you've seen it.
I'm perfectIy capabIe of doing this.
735
00:39:36,486 --> 00:39:38,078
I can do it again.
736
00:39:38,254 --> 00:39:40,449
I want you to stop worrying about me.
737
00:39:40,623 --> 00:39:42,488
I'm fine.
738
00:39:43,359 --> 00:39:45,486
BEN:
I know it's here somewhere.
739
00:39:45,662 --> 00:39:50,725
I spoke with George Lane in Music.
He had a whoIe Iist of references for you.
740
00:39:52,101 --> 00:39:56,037
WeII, that's okay.
You can just caII me when you find it.
741
00:39:58,574 --> 00:40:01,839
I swear I didn't Iure you here
under faIse pretenses.
742
00:40:02,011 --> 00:40:03,740
I know.
743
00:40:03,913 --> 00:40:05,278
A girI can dream, though.
744
00:40:07,784 --> 00:40:10,344
You're just too good a guy.
745
00:40:15,491 --> 00:40:16,480
[SIGHS]
746
00:40:18,127 --> 00:40:19,321
Why are you married again?
747
00:40:19,562 --> 00:40:20,756
[LAUGHS]
748
00:40:21,798 --> 00:40:23,425
SeriousIy, why?
749
00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:26,295
No, I reaIIy think
that it wouId be good for me to know...
750
00:40:26,469 --> 00:40:29,336
...why you cannot Iive
without this other woman.
751
00:40:30,773 --> 00:40:35,904
WeII, we'd been together since coIIege
and she gave me an uItimatum.
752
00:40:36,079 --> 00:40:39,674
She said, ''Either we get married
or we break up.''
753
00:40:39,849 --> 00:40:41,214
So we got married.
754
00:40:42,051 --> 00:40:44,349
Wow. You caved.
755
00:40:46,589 --> 00:40:47,715
It's compIicated.
756
00:40:48,191 --> 00:40:49,624
ReaIIy?
757
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:55,187
What? You're a dick if you date a girI
for too Iong and don't marry her.
758
00:40:55,765 --> 00:40:58,859
You marry her and you're an asshoIe
for marrying before you're ready.
759
00:40:59,035 --> 00:41:02,471
I mean, shit, I don't know.
760
00:41:11,481 --> 00:41:12,846
[SIGHS]
761
00:41:15,785 --> 00:41:17,514
You're reaIIy hot.
762
00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:21,221
And I am obviousIy attracted to you.
763
00:41:23,493 --> 00:41:25,825
So I think the best I can do is...
764
00:41:26,796 --> 00:41:30,562
...eventuaIIy find this piece of paper
and caII you...
765
00:41:31,234 --> 00:41:34,863
...and hope to just heIp you out in
your career in some smaII way.
766
00:41:45,882 --> 00:41:46,906
Hi.
767
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:49,210
Hi. What's going on?
768
00:41:50,119 --> 00:41:51,950
[HAMMERING]
769
00:41:58,094 --> 00:41:59,789
Javier.
770
00:42:01,564 --> 00:42:05,125
Javier, I thought we taIked
about tarping the furniture.
771
00:42:43,606 --> 00:42:45,801
[PHONE RINGS]
772
00:42:47,376 --> 00:42:48,400
City Supper.
773
00:42:48,578 --> 00:42:50,443
Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there?
774
00:42:50,613 --> 00:42:52,080
HoId on.
775
00:42:52,248 --> 00:42:54,045
-AIex?
-Yo.
776
00:42:54,217 --> 00:42:56,151
-Drinks are good?
MAN: Yeah, one more.
777
00:42:56,319 --> 00:42:58,310
-HeIIo?
-Hi, this is Gigi.
778
00:42:58,488 --> 00:43:00,319
-Gigi?
-Gigi Phillips.
779
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:03,118
-Huh?
-I, um...
780
00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:04,782
...had the dentist pen.
781
00:43:04,961 --> 00:43:07,122
Right. Hey. How you doing?
782
00:43:07,296 --> 00:43:10,094
-I'm reaIIy sorry to bug you.
-That's okay.
783
00:43:10,266 --> 00:43:13,463
You had some reaIIy good insights
and I wanted to ask you a question.
784
00:43:13,636 --> 00:43:16,127
Okay, Iook, now I need
to be harsh with you.
785
00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:18,830
Conor's never gonna be
interested in you, Geege.
786
00:43:19,008 --> 00:43:22,034
No, I know. This is about Jarrad.
787
00:43:22,211 --> 00:43:23,303
Jarrad.
788
00:43:23,479 --> 00:43:26,380
So we meet at happy hour
and he's compIeteIy charming--
789
00:43:26,549 --> 00:43:30,485
Hey, give me two seconds, okay?
Two seconds, hoId on.
790
00:43:40,763 --> 00:43:41,787
Let me guess. He said:
791
00:43:41,964 --> 00:43:44,398
''The onIy thing happy
about this hour is you.''
792
00:43:45,935 --> 00:43:48,426
He might have used
some derivative of that.
793
00:43:48,604 --> 00:43:50,697
[CHUCKLES]
794
00:43:51,307 --> 00:43:55,266
So he says he's going to caII, but then
he gives me his card and he says--
795
00:43:55,444 --> 00:43:56,934
Oh, he's not interested.
796
00:43:57,113 --> 00:43:59,911
-You don't even know if he's caIIed.
-Oh, did he?
797
00:44:00,516 --> 00:44:01,540
No.
798
00:44:02,084 --> 00:44:05,076
-But I honestly think he's expect--
-Okay.
799
00:44:05,254 --> 00:44:09,554
Gigi, he is not interested.
800
00:44:09,725 --> 00:44:10,783
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
801
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,154
AIex, this is jacked.
802
00:44:12,328 --> 00:44:15,092
The hostess is giving me shit
for not wearing a bIack shirt.
803
00:44:15,264 --> 00:44:16,663
-It's not bIack.
-Look at it.
804
00:44:16,832 --> 00:44:19,801
Not a bIack shirt. I see it. It's not bIack.
805
00:44:19,969 --> 00:44:21,630
This shit is bIack.
806
00:44:24,907 --> 00:44:28,741
If a guy gives you his phone number
instead of taking yours, he's not interested.
807
00:44:28,911 --> 00:44:30,503
He took mine first. Then he gave--
808
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,138
And also, if a guy wants to see you,
believe me, he will see you.
809
00:44:36,252 --> 00:44:40,120
I once caIIed 55 Lauren BeIIs
untiI I got the right one.
810
00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:41,984
That's cute.
811
00:44:42,158 --> 00:44:43,216
What happened?
812
00:44:43,392 --> 00:44:46,850
Oh, yeah, as it turns out,
her ass Iooked reaIIy huge in the dayIight.
813
00:44:47,029 --> 00:44:48,519
[GIGI LAUGHS]
814
00:44:48,698 --> 00:44:51,633
Is it your sensitivity that makes you
so popuIar with women?
815
00:44:51,968 --> 00:44:54,300
Don't caII him. He doesn't Iike you.
816
00:44:54,770 --> 00:44:56,465
Don't tiptoe around my feeIings.
817
00:44:56,639 --> 00:44:59,267
-WeII, I'm just trying to heIp.
-I know. Thank you.
818
00:44:59,442 --> 00:45:00,875
Sure.
819
00:45:01,043 --> 00:45:03,807
I gotta get back to work, but good Iuck.
820
00:45:03,980 --> 00:45:05,777
Okay, bye.
821
00:45:10,186 --> 00:45:11,414
Hey, buddy, you home?
822
00:45:11,587 --> 00:45:13,817
CONOR:
Yeah. Come on in.
823
00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:18,922
Hey, you want a beer?
824
00:45:20,563 --> 00:45:22,724
Or an appIe martini?
825
00:45:22,898 --> 00:45:24,229
Oh, that's funny.
826
00:45:24,567 --> 00:45:25,898
[ALEX LAUGHS]
827
00:45:26,168 --> 00:45:27,931
Have you toId your parents?
828
00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:30,629
It's for work.
I'm trying to expand my cIient base.
829
00:45:30,806 --> 00:45:32,603
By pretending to be gay?
830
00:45:32,775 --> 00:45:35,471
No, by being more gay-friendIy.
831
00:45:35,645 --> 00:45:37,704
Or, in reaI estate terms, ''gay-adjacent.''
832
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,472
Nice. I'm gonna use that.
833
00:45:39,649 --> 00:45:42,083
I shouId change this.
It's maybe a IittIe much.
834
00:45:42,251 --> 00:45:45,812
I don't know. Dressing Iike that,
seeing a girI who won't sIeep with you...
835
00:45:45,988 --> 00:45:47,455
...I think you can puII it off.
836
00:45:47,623 --> 00:45:49,818
It's not that she won't sIeep with me,
douche bag.
837
00:45:49,992 --> 00:45:52,460
I have sIept with her.
It's just she, you know....
838
00:45:53,496 --> 00:45:55,487
Won't sIeep with you anymore.
839
00:45:55,998 --> 00:45:57,898
Pretty much, yeah.
840
00:45:58,467 --> 00:46:00,025
What do you think?
841
00:46:00,202 --> 00:46:01,567
I think you got a probIem...
842
00:46:01,737 --> 00:46:05,798
...because you're gonna have to beat them
away with a stick, you gorgeous, sexy man.
843
00:46:05,975 --> 00:46:07,237
HoIy shit.
844
00:46:07,743 --> 00:46:09,938
Observe your breath.
845
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,513
InhaIe, beIIy rise.
846
00:46:15,217 --> 00:46:18,812
And exhaIe, beIIy faII.
847
00:46:20,156 --> 00:46:22,818
Bring your hands together
in front of your chest.
848
00:46:23,592 --> 00:46:26,152
Bow your head in gratitude.
849
00:46:30,433 --> 00:46:33,231
-Namaste.
-Namaste.
850
00:46:33,402 --> 00:46:35,495
Thank you for coming.
See you next week.
851
00:46:35,738 --> 00:46:37,501
[BEN CLAPPING]
852
00:46:39,442 --> 00:46:40,932
Great cIass.
853
00:46:52,922 --> 00:46:54,856
We ran into each other.
854
00:46:55,891 --> 00:46:57,188
You came to my cIass.
855
00:46:58,094 --> 00:46:59,686
I had no idea this was your cIass.
856
00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:03,698
You caIIed to ask me
if this was my cIass.
857
00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:05,231
No, you never caIIed back.
858
00:47:05,401 --> 00:47:08,336
Because you toId me not to caII you
if it was my cIass. It was.
859
00:47:08,504 --> 00:47:10,802
-No. We just ran into each other.
-Okay.
860
00:47:10,973 --> 00:47:15,603
We're just two innocent foIks who happen
to be working out near each other.
861
00:47:15,778 --> 00:47:17,746
BEN:
ExactIy.
862
00:47:19,815 --> 00:47:21,077
Do you want a swim?
863
00:47:22,251 --> 00:47:23,275
Sure.
864
00:47:29,792 --> 00:47:31,726
You know, I was just thinking...
865
00:47:33,429 --> 00:47:34,760
...why can't we be friends?
866
00:47:35,531 --> 00:47:38,557
I mean, am I not aIIowed
to have friends anymore?
867
00:47:39,001 --> 00:47:42,835
I mean, am I not aIIowed to be friends
with peopIe that are hot?
868
00:47:43,005 --> 00:47:45,701
I mean, what kind of
reverse prejudice is that?
869
00:47:45,875 --> 00:47:47,069
I hear you.
870
00:47:47,243 --> 00:47:48,733
I mean...
871
00:47:48,911 --> 00:47:52,312
...am I not supposed to be friends
with a guy just because he's married?
872
00:47:52,481 --> 00:47:53,505
Right.
873
00:47:53,682 --> 00:47:55,582
Or has an insane smiIe?
874
00:47:55,751 --> 00:47:58,117
Or an ass that makes me
wanna dry hump?
875
00:47:59,388 --> 00:48:01,515
[BEN CHUCKLES]
876
00:48:03,426 --> 00:48:06,759
-Did you just say ''dry hump''?
-Yeah.
877
00:48:10,399 --> 00:48:11,764
BEN:
Think I just feII in Iove.
878
00:48:18,374 --> 00:48:20,137
So we're friends.
879
00:48:21,010 --> 00:48:22,272
Yeah.
880
00:48:57,613 --> 00:48:58,978
You wanna come in?
881
00:49:02,852 --> 00:49:04,547
I'm sorry, I don't trust myseIf.
882
00:49:05,187 --> 00:49:07,985
That's okay. You can just watch.
883
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:13,528
You know, you may be
the best friend I've ever had.
884
00:49:13,796 --> 00:49:15,058
[LAUGHS]
885
00:49:24,907 --> 00:49:27,307
-Hi.
-Hey.
886
00:49:33,148 --> 00:49:36,015
BEN: Take a shower. Hey.
-What? Hi.
887
00:49:36,185 --> 00:49:38,176
-Honey?
-Yeah.
888
00:49:39,989 --> 00:49:41,854
You smeII weird.
889
00:49:42,024 --> 00:49:44,117
-I smeII weird?
-Yeah, different.
890
00:49:44,293 --> 00:49:47,524
-Different how?
-I don't know.
891
00:49:47,897 --> 00:49:49,125
[BEN LAUGHS]
892
00:49:49,298 --> 00:49:50,788
Sort of an odd thing to say.
893
00:49:50,966 --> 00:49:54,265
You know, maybe it was the ashtray
and cigarettes I found.
894
00:49:54,436 --> 00:49:56,370
In the back yard.
895
00:49:57,072 --> 00:50:00,530
What part of
''My dad died of Iung cancer'' ...
896
00:50:00,709 --> 00:50:03,701
...is so hard for you
to wrap your brain around?
897
00:50:03,879 --> 00:50:04,903
What?
898
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,572
Do not Iie to me, Ben. PIease, okay?
899
00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,890
Are you serious?
900
00:50:18,227 --> 00:50:23,597
We have, Iike, 8000 undocumented
workers here daiIy.
901
00:50:23,766 --> 00:50:28,430
Okay, and you find an ashtray
with cigarettes in it and you think--
902
00:50:28,604 --> 00:50:31,664
You automaticaIIy assume
that they're mine.
903
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,398
Oh, yeah.
904
00:50:33,576 --> 00:50:35,669
Honey, I'm not Iying to you.
905
00:50:40,716 --> 00:50:42,411
I think...
906
00:50:43,185 --> 00:50:45,415
...you are reaIIy freaking out.
907
00:50:45,788 --> 00:50:49,588
This whoIe renovation thing's getting
to you because nothing's happening.
908
00:50:55,364 --> 00:50:57,229
Just say no.
909
00:50:57,399 --> 00:50:58,627
Get it out.
910
00:50:58,801 --> 00:50:59,961
Gonna take a shower.
911
00:51:00,536 --> 00:51:02,868
-I'm exhausted.
-Okay.
912
00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:09,674
-Sorry.
-It's aII right.
913
00:51:19,455 --> 00:51:21,719
Who'd have thought that a random girI
from yoga...
914
00:51:21,890 --> 00:51:25,792
-...wouId fix me up with such a good kisser?
-Back at you, sister.
915
00:51:29,365 --> 00:51:30,992
I can't wait to kiss you again.
916
00:51:31,634 --> 00:51:33,226
But we're kissing right now.
917
00:51:33,402 --> 00:51:34,562
I know, next time.
918
00:51:34,737 --> 00:51:37,433
The second-date kiss
is way more intimate.
919
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:40,603
WeII, Iisten...
920
00:51:40,776 --> 00:51:44,268
...I'm Ieaving tomorrow,
so I'II be out of touch for a IittIe bit.
921
00:51:46,782 --> 00:51:49,649
Can you excuse me a quick second?
Too many Diet Cokes.
922
00:51:50,119 --> 00:51:51,279
Okay.
923
00:52:04,066 --> 00:52:06,261
[PHONE RINGING]
924
00:52:09,605 --> 00:52:10,663
Oh, yeah.
925
00:52:10,839 --> 00:52:11,897
Yeah?
926
00:52:12,074 --> 00:52:14,838
Hey, sorry to bug you again.
Quick question.
927
00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:17,308
Excuse me one minute, babe. Sorry.
928
00:52:17,479 --> 00:52:19,413
What's going on?
929
00:52:19,581 --> 00:52:22,607
Okay, I'm making out with this guy--
PG stuff.
930
00:52:22,785 --> 00:52:26,221
And he mentions that he's going
out of town, he's gonna be out of touch.
931
00:52:26,388 --> 00:52:27,514
Run.
932
00:52:28,290 --> 00:52:30,281
But maybe he is going out of town.
933
00:52:30,459 --> 00:52:33,053
Where? Where's he going
that he's gonna be out of touch?
934
00:52:35,731 --> 00:52:37,596
Where are you going
out of town to again?
935
00:52:37,766 --> 00:52:40,030
Um-- Uh-- Pittsburgh.
936
00:52:41,570 --> 00:52:42,730
Pittsburgh.
937
00:52:42,905 --> 00:52:44,031
Run.
938
00:52:44,206 --> 00:52:47,642
So, what, now I'm just supposed to run
from every guy who doesn't Iike me?
939
00:52:48,243 --> 00:52:49,904
Yeah.
940
00:52:50,779 --> 00:52:53,407
There's not gonna be anybody Ieft.
941
00:52:54,483 --> 00:52:56,713
I don't know why I'm saying this...
942
00:52:56,885 --> 00:52:59,718
...but I think I know a nice guy
who might actuaIIy Iike you.
943
00:52:59,888 --> 00:53:01,583
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
944
00:53:01,757 --> 00:53:03,850
He's friends with my brother.
His name's Bill.
945
00:53:04,026 --> 00:53:06,551
We'll all meet for drinks and it'll be good.
946
00:53:06,729 --> 00:53:10,756
So, I mean, I'm in his bathroom
right now.
947
00:53:10,933 --> 00:53:11,957
What do I do?
948
00:53:12,134 --> 00:53:16,264
WeII, you gotta come out eventuaIIy, right?
But I'd take my time in there.
949
00:53:16,705 --> 00:53:18,502
I'd let him sweat.
950
00:53:18,674 --> 00:53:20,938
-Thanks.
-Good luck.
951
00:53:33,655 --> 00:53:35,088
[SIGHS]
952
00:53:51,006 --> 00:53:52,769
BEN:
Yeah, the boat Iooks great.
953
00:53:52,941 --> 00:53:54,465
You Iook Iike shit.
954
00:53:54,643 --> 00:53:56,543
But your boat Iooks great.
955
00:53:56,712 --> 00:54:00,512
Yeah. I Iive on my boat, man.
956
00:54:00,682 --> 00:54:02,809
PersonaI hygiene goes out the window.
957
00:54:02,985 --> 00:54:05,249
A Iot of time to work on the pIace.
958
00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:07,251
BEN:
You shouId try working on a shower.
959
00:54:07,422 --> 00:54:09,014
NEIL:
Yeah.
960
00:54:09,358 --> 00:54:12,384
Hey, what can I teII you?
961
00:54:12,561 --> 00:54:16,497
Standing on principIe, man. It's aII I got.
962
00:54:20,636 --> 00:54:22,126
Cigarette?
963
00:54:22,304 --> 00:54:23,498
No, I'm good.
964
00:54:23,672 --> 00:54:26,004
That's right, you quit.
965
00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:28,632
Good for you.
966
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:38,880
BEN: So did Janine send you out here
to check up on me?
967
00:54:39,521 --> 00:54:41,318
Yeah, pretty much.
968
00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:43,355
What are you gonna teII her?
969
00:54:44,159 --> 00:54:47,356
I'II teII her how gorgeous you Iook
out here on the ocean.
970
00:54:47,529 --> 00:54:48,518
[LAUGHS]
971
00:54:48,697 --> 00:54:50,688
Break.
972
00:54:50,866 --> 00:54:52,663
Any word from Beth?
973
00:54:54,169 --> 00:54:57,605
She's so busy organizing
her sister's funeraI, I think she must be--
974
00:54:57,773 --> 00:54:58,865
Sister's what?
975
00:54:59,041 --> 00:55:01,032
Her wedding. Her sister's wedding.
976
00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:03,838
-Isn't that what I said?
-No. You said ''funeraI.''
977
00:55:04,012 --> 00:55:05,570
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did.
978
00:55:05,747 --> 00:55:07,374
Shit, did I reaIIy?
979
00:55:07,549 --> 00:55:09,744
That's so weird.
980
00:55:10,185 --> 00:55:12,415
I don't understand
why peopIe wanna get married.
981
00:55:13,155 --> 00:55:14,315
[SIGHS]
982
00:55:14,489 --> 00:55:15,547
They don't.
983
00:55:15,724 --> 00:55:17,248
-They don't?
-No.
984
00:55:17,793 --> 00:55:20,785
No, no guy actuaIIy wants to get married.
985
00:55:20,963 --> 00:55:24,160
And if they do,
aII they're reaIIy thinking about?
986
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:26,528
AII the women
they're gonna miss out on.
987
00:55:26,702 --> 00:55:28,897
I don't wanna be with anybody eIse,
just Beth.
988
00:55:30,772 --> 00:55:32,637
I don't know, man, I....
989
00:55:32,808 --> 00:55:34,469
Why'd you get married?
990
00:55:36,712 --> 00:55:38,612
I Iove Janine.
991
00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:40,407
You're a happiIy married guy.
992
00:55:41,183 --> 00:55:42,878
Yeah.
993
00:55:43,051 --> 00:55:45,076
Yeah, I'd say so.
994
00:55:51,593 --> 00:55:53,754
Now, I know I don't need
to teII any of you...
995
00:55:53,929 --> 00:55:57,592
...that my cousin Paige is hot.
996
00:55:57,766 --> 00:55:59,290
[ALL LAUGHING]
997
00:55:59,468 --> 00:56:02,699
In high schooI, if I toId the popuIar guys
that Paige was my cousin...
998
00:56:02,871 --> 00:56:04,930
...it'd keep me
from getting my ass kicked...
999
00:56:05,107 --> 00:56:07,837
...because no one wanted
to bIow their chances with her.
1000
00:56:08,010 --> 00:56:09,238
[ALL LAUGHING]
1001
00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:14,075
And when she gets up there
and says those marriage vows to Devon...
1002
00:56:14,249 --> 00:56:16,945
...there wiII be hearts breaking
aII over the worId.
1003
00:56:17,119 --> 00:56:18,984
MAN: Hear, hear.
WOMAN: That's sweet.
1004
00:56:20,422 --> 00:56:25,792
But, you know, keep in mind
that her sister Beth is stiII on the market.
1005
00:56:26,962 --> 00:56:29,692
Yeah, sure, she may be an oIder modeI...
1006
00:56:29,865 --> 00:56:32,595
...but she got a Iot of good miIes
Ieft in that tank.
1007
00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:34,497
But don't stay on the Iot too Iong...
1008
00:56:34,670 --> 00:56:37,605
...or next year's modeIs are gonna
sIip in there and steaI aII--
1009
00:56:37,773 --> 00:56:39,764
Okay, that's enough of the speeches.
1010
00:56:39,942 --> 00:56:40,966
Okay.
1011
00:56:41,143 --> 00:56:43,043
KEN:
So enjoy the crab.
1012
00:56:43,211 --> 00:56:48,945
And that yeIIow stuff is not hot mustard,
it's the crab's hepatopancreas.
1013
00:56:52,587 --> 00:56:53,849
Bethie.
1014
00:56:55,257 --> 00:56:58,090
Your cousin Jay
has aIways been a jackass.
1015
00:56:58,260 --> 00:56:59,284
I know.
1016
00:56:59,761 --> 00:57:02,025
And somehow even he's married.
1017
00:57:02,197 --> 00:57:03,391
[KEN CHUCKLES]
1018
00:57:03,565 --> 00:57:05,863
Oh, honey, Iook.
1019
00:57:06,034 --> 00:57:09,492
Back when everyone
was just going to camp at the Y...
1020
00:57:09,671 --> 00:57:11,662
...you borrowed my New York Times...
1021
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,206
...found some arts camp
in the Berkshires...
1022
00:57:14,376 --> 00:57:17,539
...wrote away for information
and got accepted on your own.
1023
00:57:17,713 --> 00:57:20,375
You never did things Iike everyone eIse.
1024
00:57:20,549 --> 00:57:21,846
Why not?
1025
00:57:22,017 --> 00:57:23,541
Because that's you.
1026
00:57:24,086 --> 00:57:26,919
That's why you're my favorite daughter.
1027
00:57:27,522 --> 00:57:29,990
You're not supposed to say that.
1028
00:57:30,158 --> 00:57:31,989
I don't give a shit.
1029
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,685
I'm retired, I'II say what I want to.
1030
00:57:34,863 --> 00:57:36,854
I'II say it to the whoIe room if you want.
1031
00:57:37,032 --> 00:57:39,796
Wait, wait, wait! Come here. Stop.
1032
00:57:39,968 --> 00:57:41,833
KEN:
It's true, though.
1033
00:57:59,154 --> 00:58:00,178
Hey.
1034
00:58:02,024 --> 00:58:04,288
-What are you doing?
-Waiting for you.
1035
00:58:08,030 --> 00:58:09,861
Come on.
1036
00:58:14,202 --> 00:58:15,260
Sorry I'm Iate.
1037
00:58:15,437 --> 00:58:16,768
No, it's okay.
1038
00:58:16,938 --> 00:58:18,872
I Iike a IittIe time before a bIind date.
1039
00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:22,738
Prepare myseIf mentaIIy, remind myseIf
not to teII the story about my moIars....
1040
00:58:22,911 --> 00:58:24,139
Gigi, he's not coming.
1041
00:58:24,312 --> 00:58:27,509
But you can teII me the story
about the moIars. I'd Iove to hear it.
1042
00:58:27,682 --> 00:58:29,445
Hey.
1043
00:58:29,618 --> 00:58:31,313
How couId he aIready not Iike me?
1044
00:58:31,486 --> 00:58:34,717
I screwed up. I toId BiII it was Thursday,
not Tuesday. It's my fauIt.
1045
00:58:34,890 --> 00:58:36,289
Hi. Are you good?
1046
00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,551
-Can I get a Jameson on the rocks?
-Sure.
1047
00:58:41,329 --> 00:58:44,765
GIGI: Awesome. I'm stuck with a guy who
can't distinguish Tuesday from Thursday.
1048
00:58:44,933 --> 00:58:49,029
MeanwhiIe, this girI, she's probabIy
meeting her souI mate as we speak.
1049
00:58:49,204 --> 00:58:50,671
-This one right here?
-Mm-hm.
1050
00:58:50,839 --> 00:58:52,306
Oh, God, no.
1051
00:58:53,008 --> 00:58:54,703
How do you know?
1052
00:58:55,477 --> 00:58:57,411
The guy working the Tom Cruise thing?
1053
00:58:57,579 --> 00:58:59,911
She's interested, he's cIearIy not.
1054
00:59:00,082 --> 00:59:03,074
You cannot teII from a cursory gIance
that he's not into her.
1055
00:59:03,251 --> 00:59:05,913
ActuaIIy, I can.
I see this stuff going on every night.
1056
00:59:06,088 --> 00:59:08,648
Watch this. She's going on
about her macrobiotic diet.
1057
00:59:08,824 --> 00:59:11,088
He's thinking,
''Dear Christ, get me out of here.''
1058
00:59:11,259 --> 00:59:12,658
And Iook, how fortuitous.
1059
00:59:12,828 --> 00:59:15,490
Drinks spiII, which is perfect for him,
because now....
1060
00:59:15,664 --> 00:59:17,928
He can move on to the girI
with the shouIder tattoo.
1061
00:59:19,234 --> 00:59:21,031
Man, you have a gift.
1062
00:59:21,203 --> 00:59:23,296
Now check out Droopy Dog
on the other side.
1063
00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:27,499
He's gonna buy her drinks aII night and
she's stiII gonna insist there's no spark.
1064
00:59:27,676 --> 00:59:29,803
Maybe there's not. You need a spark.
1065
00:59:29,978 --> 00:59:32,811
Oh, the spark thing is buIIshit.
1066
00:59:32,981 --> 00:59:34,573
-ReaIIy?
-BuIIshit.
1067
00:59:34,749 --> 00:59:36,080
EnIighten me.
1068
00:59:36,251 --> 00:59:37,912
Guys invented the spark...
1069
00:59:38,086 --> 00:59:41,920
...so they couId not caII and treat you
kind of badIy and keep you guessing...
1070
00:59:42,090 --> 00:59:45,821
...then convince you that that anxiety
and fear that just deveIops naturaIIy...
1071
00:59:45,994 --> 00:59:47,586
...was actuaIIy just a spark.
1072
00:59:47,762 --> 00:59:50,959
And you guys aII buy it.
You eat it up and you Iove it.
1073
00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:54,330
You Iove it because you feed off
that drama. You aII Iove that drama.
1074
00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:55,527
I don't.
1075
00:59:55,704 --> 00:59:59,037
So you never wait untiI the Iast minute
on a deadIine or a phone biII...
1076
00:59:59,207 --> 01:00:01,107
...because secretIy you Iove the drama...
1077
01:00:01,276 --> 01:00:03,744
...of not knowing whether or not
you're gonna make it?
1078
01:00:04,679 --> 01:00:06,044
Maybe.
1079
01:00:06,214 --> 01:00:07,806
And Iet me guess:
1080
01:00:07,983 --> 01:00:10,213
When you were staIking Conor
the other night...
1081
01:00:10,385 --> 01:00:12,546
...were you obsessing
about him caIIing...
1082
01:00:12,721 --> 01:00:15,952
...constantIy pacing back and forth,
staring at your phone for days...
1083
01:00:16,124 --> 01:00:18,615
...even though the date
was just kind of mediocre?
1084
01:00:18,793 --> 01:00:20,488
[GIGI LAUGHS]
1085
01:00:20,662 --> 01:00:22,630
Okay. Yeah.
1086
01:00:22,797 --> 01:00:25,459
Because you aII thrive on the drama.
Thank you.
1087
01:00:25,634 --> 01:00:28,467
Look, you gotta be more Iike me.
If a girI Iikes me, great.
1088
01:00:28,637 --> 01:00:31,834
But if not, there are pIenty more
out there Iike her, you know?
1089
01:00:32,007 --> 01:00:34,032
With smaIIer pores and bigger impIants.
1090
01:00:34,509 --> 01:00:37,034
-That's beautifuI.
-I know.
1091
01:00:37,212 --> 01:00:40,841
Why are you sharing aII of this inside
dating information with me again?
1092
01:00:41,016 --> 01:00:42,847
I don't know, I Iike you.
1093
01:00:44,152 --> 01:00:45,176
You do?
1094
01:00:47,289 --> 01:00:50,850
WeII, yeah. Okay, don't start doodIing
my name on your binder, okay?
1095
01:00:51,026 --> 01:00:55,053
I just mean-- I mean, I Iike you
the way I Iike basset hounds.
1096
01:00:55,230 --> 01:00:58,028
Something pathetic about them.
You just wanna cheer them up.
1097
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,225
Again with the sensitivity.
1098
01:01:00,835 --> 01:01:02,427
To sensitivity.
1099
01:01:05,373 --> 01:01:07,967
[HAMMERING]
1100
01:01:09,945 --> 01:01:11,708
It Iooks good.
1101
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,313
JAVIER:
Yeah.
1102
01:01:13,481 --> 01:01:15,005
JANINE:
Yeah.
1103
01:01:15,884 --> 01:01:18,614
-He does good work.
-Yeah, he does.
1104
01:01:20,689 --> 01:01:22,418
JANINE:
Very nice.
1105
01:01:26,361 --> 01:01:28,124
Very nice.
1106
01:01:30,999 --> 01:01:33,559
-Javier?
-Yeah.
1107
01:01:35,270 --> 01:01:36,703
Javier...
1108
01:01:37,372 --> 01:01:40,136
...if I asked you an honest question...
1109
01:01:40,308 --> 01:01:42,742
...do you think you couId
give me an honest answer?
1110
01:01:42,911 --> 01:01:45,880
-I think so.
-Good, good.
1111
01:01:46,414 --> 01:01:50,316
Because I think some of your guys
might be smoking.
1112
01:01:51,353 --> 01:01:52,820
Javier?
1113
01:01:52,988 --> 01:01:54,785
-Is that the question?
-Yes.
1114
01:01:54,956 --> 01:01:57,516
-Seemed Iike a statement.
-The question part's impIied.
1115
01:01:57,692 --> 01:02:00,126
I reaIIy didn't hear it in the infIection.
1116
01:02:00,295 --> 01:02:01,626
Javier...
1117
01:02:02,464 --> 01:02:04,159
...have you guys been smoking...
1118
01:02:04,699 --> 01:02:06,098
...or not?
1119
01:02:07,836 --> 01:02:11,499
No, ma'am. My guys, they don't smoke
on the job site. They're good guys.
1120
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,201
Are you sure your guys haven't been...
1121
01:02:14,376 --> 01:02:16,708
...sneaking around here?
1122
01:02:16,878 --> 01:02:17,936
And smoking?
1123
01:02:18,980 --> 01:02:21,107
And Iying to me?
1124
01:02:21,283 --> 01:02:22,545
And smoking?
1125
01:02:22,717 --> 01:02:23,775
I'm pretty sure.
1126
01:02:23,952 --> 01:02:26,386
I need you to be honest with me, Javier.
1127
01:02:26,554 --> 01:02:28,920
Because I can't have someone
Iying to me.
1128
01:02:29,090 --> 01:02:32,526
To my face, under my roof,
on my time.
1129
01:02:33,128 --> 01:02:34,459
That's a Iot of prepositions.
1130
01:02:34,629 --> 01:02:39,293
I mean, there's no reason
for that kind of dishonesty, is there?
1131
01:02:39,467 --> 01:02:42,800
I mean, we made promises to each other.
1132
01:02:44,072 --> 01:02:46,131
I mean, we have a contract.
1133
01:02:46,308 --> 01:02:49,300
That's Iike making promises. Isn't it?
1134
01:02:51,513 --> 01:02:53,242
Maybe I shouId get back to work.
1135
01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:57,709
Oh, yeah. Right, yeah.
1136
01:02:57,886 --> 01:03:00,252
That's great, yeah.
1137
01:03:00,422 --> 01:03:03,084
-Javier?
-Yeah.
1138
01:03:04,025 --> 01:03:06,550
We're good. Right? You and me.
1139
01:03:07,395 --> 01:03:09,727
-Oh, yeah, yeah. We're good.
-Oh, good.
1140
01:03:10,298 --> 01:03:11,731
Okay, that's great.
1141
01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:13,925
Yeah, he did great work.
1142
01:03:19,307 --> 01:03:20,740
Hey.
1143
01:03:22,077 --> 01:03:24,875
WeIcome, everybody.
Thanks for coming. I'm Conor.
1144
01:03:25,046 --> 01:03:27,571
Sign in when you get a second.
Make yourseIves at home.
1145
01:03:27,749 --> 01:03:30,946
We got some cookies over here,
some coId beverages. HeIp yourseIf.
1146
01:03:31,119 --> 01:03:33,679
Conor, you are the Liza MinneIIi
of reaI estate.
1147
01:03:33,855 --> 01:03:37,621
-I know. Your friend Mary's a genius.
-I know, she's so great.
1148
01:03:38,793 --> 01:03:42,251
WeII, I gotta go,
so I guess I'II see you Iater.
1149
01:03:42,430 --> 01:03:43,761
What, you got a cIass, or...?
1150
01:03:43,932 --> 01:03:47,299
Yeah. No. No, just something.
1151
01:03:47,469 --> 01:03:49,903
-Stuff I gotta do.
CONOR: Okay. WeII....
1152
01:03:50,071 --> 01:03:53,040
-I'II see you. Okay. Bye.
-Okay.
1153
01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,472
Okay. Bye.
1154
01:03:55,643 --> 01:03:57,543
-See you Iater.
CONOR: AII right. CaII me.
1155
01:04:01,916 --> 01:04:02,940
What?
1156
01:04:04,219 --> 01:04:06,744
She's hoIding out on you, isn't she?
1157
01:04:08,590 --> 01:04:10,558
Not quite sure I get your meaning.
1158
01:04:10,725 --> 01:04:12,818
It's obvious she won't sIeep with you.
1159
01:04:13,361 --> 01:04:16,387
It's written aII over your puppy-dog face.
1160
01:04:17,966 --> 01:04:20,935
-It's kiIIing me, IiteraIIy. I'm dying.
-Here, have a cookie.
1161
01:04:21,102 --> 01:04:22,535
No, I'm cooI.
1162
01:04:22,704 --> 01:04:25,366
I don't know what she's doing.
I cannot read her signaIs.
1163
01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:27,405
We used to sIeep together aII the time.
1164
01:04:30,311 --> 01:04:32,472
That's not true.
I don't know why I said that.
1165
01:04:32,647 --> 01:04:36,139
It wasn't aII the time, but it happened.
I know I'm not just making this up.
1166
01:04:36,317 --> 01:04:39,150
And then out of nowhere it just stops.
But she stiII caIIs.
1167
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,517
She wants a massage.
She Ieaves cute messages.
1168
01:04:42,690 --> 01:04:45,181
But it's not going anywhere.
What is she doing?
1169
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:48,295
HonestIy, we may not
have the best insight.
1170
01:04:48,463 --> 01:04:51,432
Gay signaIs have nothing
to do with straight signaIs.
1171
01:04:51,599 --> 01:04:54,363
He's right.
The signaIs are totaIIy different.
1172
01:04:54,536 --> 01:04:58,267
Like, here.
Here's ''I wanna sIeep with you.''
1173
01:04:58,740 --> 01:05:01,868
One, two, three.
1174
01:05:02,043 --> 01:05:04,375
That's it, three seconds or more, it's on.
1175
01:05:04,546 --> 01:05:07,174
And here's
''I don't wanna sIeep with you.''
1176
01:05:07,348 --> 01:05:08,872
One, two....
1177
01:05:09,050 --> 01:05:11,712
-Nope, thanks for pIaying, move aIong.
-It's that simpIe.
1178
01:05:13,087 --> 01:05:14,987
You're right, that didn't heIp me at aII.
1179
01:05:15,156 --> 01:05:17,021
AII right, weII, I can teII you this:
1180
01:05:17,192 --> 01:05:20,184
Gay or straight, you're not gonna
get anywhere by being inactive.
1181
01:05:20,361 --> 01:05:23,660
She Iikes you. Maybe she just wants you
to be a man and do something.
1182
01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:28,895
Hit me up with an oatmeaI raisin,
wiII you?
1183
01:05:29,070 --> 01:05:31,470
-Thanks.
-Here you go.
1184
01:05:34,909 --> 01:05:36,843
TRENT: If a girl's into you,
she's sleeping with you.
1185
01:05:37,679 --> 01:05:40,477
If after a month,
or two months at the very outside...
1186
01:05:40,648 --> 01:05:42,707
...she's not sIeeping with you?
1187
01:05:43,351 --> 01:05:45,216
She doesn't Iike you.
1188
01:05:45,687 --> 01:05:47,484
The trick is to spot this girI earIy.
1189
01:05:47,655 --> 01:05:51,591
Don't wanna waste the one to seven weeks
waiting to find out it's never gonna happen.
1190
01:05:51,759 --> 01:05:55,593
So I've come up with some signs
about how to spot this girI.
1191
01:05:56,798 --> 01:05:59,096
A girI wiII never sIeep with you...
1192
01:05:59,267 --> 01:06:02,327
...if she caIIs you ''cuddIy''
or ''dependabIe.''
1193
01:06:02,670 --> 01:06:04,661
If she pops a zit in front of you...
1194
01:06:05,206 --> 01:06:08,369
...if her name is Amber or Christine...
1195
01:06:08,776 --> 01:06:10,744
...if she takes a dump in your bathroom...
1196
01:06:10,912 --> 01:06:14,507
...or she takes home Ieftovers
on dates one, two, or three.
1197
01:06:14,682 --> 01:06:17,150
I know it's not scientific...
1198
01:06:17,318 --> 01:06:19,582
...but I'm just saying,
you were warned.
1199
01:06:41,776 --> 01:06:42,800
Wait, stop.
1200
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,104
What?
1201
01:06:47,815 --> 01:06:49,544
BEN:
Shit.
1202
01:06:50,351 --> 01:06:51,375
What?
1203
01:06:53,855 --> 01:06:55,413
I am so into you.
1204
01:06:56,391 --> 01:06:58,450
SeriousIy, I've never feIt Iike this before.
1205
01:06:58,793 --> 01:07:02,285
I have to activeIy stop my brain
from thinking about you.
1206
01:07:02,797 --> 01:07:04,958
Like, aII the time.
1207
01:07:08,503 --> 01:07:09,902
Why stop?
1208
01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:15,066
Because I don't do stuff Iike this.
1209
01:07:15,243 --> 01:07:17,108
Stuff Iike what?
1210
01:07:19,013 --> 01:07:20,913
Like sIeep with women
that aren't my wife.
1211
01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:25,485
First of aII, I am not ''women,''
I'm just one.
1212
01:07:26,154 --> 01:07:27,519
And second of aII?
1213
01:07:29,223 --> 01:07:30,815
Oh, I didn't have a second of aII.
1214
01:07:30,992 --> 01:07:33,790
I was hoping ''second of aII''
wouId make me feeI better.
1215
01:07:38,466 --> 01:07:40,457
Second of aII...
1216
01:07:41,436 --> 01:07:44,496
...I can't stop thinking about you either.
1217
01:07:45,740 --> 01:07:47,799
[ANNA LAUGHS]
1218
01:07:57,085 --> 01:08:00,350
He's totaIIy Ieaving his wife for me.
That's crazy.
1219
01:08:00,521 --> 01:08:02,614
That's crazy. We hardIy know each other.
1220
01:08:02,790 --> 01:08:04,849
I don't know. I mean, Iook at Becca.
1221
01:08:05,026 --> 01:08:06,653
You know, my sister's friend.
1222
01:08:06,828 --> 01:08:08,557
One guy waits on her at Bennigan's...
1223
01:08:08,730 --> 01:08:12,029
...and by the end of the meaI,
they both knew they had found the one.
1224
01:08:13,101 --> 01:08:16,662
You're right. You're totaIIy right.
I mean, it couId happen, right?
1225
01:08:17,138 --> 01:08:19,003
Not for me.
1226
01:08:19,474 --> 01:08:20,873
What about texter?
1227
01:08:21,042 --> 01:08:23,738
Texter has yet to make verbaI contact.
1228
01:08:23,911 --> 01:08:27,870
I mean, this guy couId've had surgery,
Ieaving him without a voice box...
1229
01:08:28,049 --> 01:08:29,516
...breathing through a stoma...
1230
01:08:29,684 --> 01:08:33,142
...and I wouId never know because
I've never actuaIIy heard his voice.
1231
01:08:33,321 --> 01:08:35,255
WeII, I doubt he has a stoma.
1232
01:08:35,423 --> 01:08:38,483
MARY:
That's not the point. I can't text.
1233
01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:40,821
You know, I'm not charming via text.
1234
01:08:40,995 --> 01:08:42,622
ANNA:
Maybe you shouId just stop texting.
1235
01:08:42,797 --> 01:08:47,757
But it's not just texting, it's e-maiI.
It's voicemaiI. It's snaiI maiI.
1236
01:08:47,935 --> 01:08:49,027
That's reguIar maiI.
1237
01:08:49,203 --> 01:08:50,932
Whatever. None of it's working.
1238
01:08:51,105 --> 01:08:56,099
I had this guy Ieave me a voicemaiI
at work, so I caIIed him at home.
1239
01:08:56,277 --> 01:09:00,714
And then he e-maiIed me to my BIackBerry,
and so I texted to his ceII.
1240
01:09:00,882 --> 01:09:05,819
Then he e-maiIed me to my home account
and the whoIe thing just got out of controI.
1241
01:09:05,987 --> 01:09:11,254
And I miss the days where you had one
phone number and one answering machine.
1242
01:09:11,426 --> 01:09:14,190
And that one answering machine
housed one cassette tape...
1243
01:09:14,362 --> 01:09:18,025
...and that one cassette tape either
had a message from the guy or it didn't.
1244
01:09:18,199 --> 01:09:21,396
And now you have to go around
checking aII these different portaIs...
1245
01:09:21,569 --> 01:09:24,629
...just to get rejected
by seven different technoIogies.
1246
01:09:24,806 --> 01:09:26,637
It's exhausting.
1247
01:09:27,108 --> 01:09:29,269
What about that MySpace guy?
1248
01:09:29,444 --> 01:09:32,004
-Jude. I Iike him.
-Good.
1249
01:09:32,613 --> 01:09:35,081
Yeah, I feIt Iike we connected.
1250
01:09:35,249 --> 01:09:36,546
Great.
1251
01:09:36,818 --> 01:09:39,582
What if she wants you to kiss her?
1252
01:09:39,754 --> 01:09:43,451
Well, then I guess
I'm just gonna have to kiss her.
1253
01:09:43,624 --> 01:09:45,387
[RECITING ON-TV DIALOGUE]
''Amanda Jones is no minor Ieaguer...
1254
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:48,586
...who'II be swept off her feet
at the touch of your amateur Iips.''
1255
01:09:48,763 --> 01:09:49,889
[PHONE RINGS]
1256
01:09:50,064 --> 01:09:51,964
This babe has plenty of battle scars.
1257
01:09:52,433 --> 01:09:53,457
HeIIo?
1258
01:09:54,769 --> 01:09:56,134
Oh, hey, you're home.
1259
01:09:57,305 --> 01:09:58,636
Where am I supposed to be?
1260
01:09:59,373 --> 01:10:01,739
Out, maybe? It's Saturday night.
1261
01:10:02,176 --> 01:10:05,634
You won't Iet me go out with guys
who don't Iike me. It's kind of Iimiting.
1262
01:10:05,813 --> 01:10:08,077
Right. Listen, I was just gonna
Ieave a message.
1263
01:10:08,249 --> 01:10:10,740
I'm having a party next weekend.
You shouId come.
1264
01:10:11,486 --> 01:10:15,422
Oh, I don't know. Won't Conor be there?
Might be kind of awkward.
1265
01:10:15,590 --> 01:10:19,526
He's at a reaI-estate conference in D.C.
But there'II be a Iot of singIe guys.
1266
01:10:19,694 --> 01:10:22,254
So there wiII be pIenty of chances
for me to be awkward.
1267
01:10:22,430 --> 01:10:24,921
Don't worry, I'II be there.
I'II taIk you through it.
1268
01:10:25,099 --> 01:10:26,088
[PLATES SHATTERING]
1269
01:10:26,267 --> 01:10:27,359
Okay, gotta go.
1270
01:10:27,535 --> 01:10:30,595
Someone just dropped Iike 84,000 pIates.
Maybe I'II see you there.
1271
01:10:30,772 --> 01:10:33,206
You're busy. I shouIdn't have caIIed.
You caIIed me.
1272
01:10:33,374 --> 01:10:35,433
-Yup, good.
-Bye.
1273
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:42,010
KEITH [ON TV] :
How--? How do you work on it?
1274
01:10:42,650 --> 01:10:45,278
Pretend I'm a girl, okay?
1275
01:10:46,487 --> 01:10:47,977
I mean...
1276
01:10:48,489 --> 01:10:49,683
...pretend I'm her.
1277
01:10:50,591 --> 01:10:52,252
Amanda.
1278
01:10:55,496 --> 01:10:56,758
He's into me.
1279
01:10:56,931 --> 01:10:59,092
Awesome. I knew it.
1280
01:10:59,267 --> 01:11:01,201
-Who's this now?
-AIex.
1281
01:11:01,369 --> 01:11:04,634
It's totaIIy cIear to me now. He's Watts.
1282
01:11:04,806 --> 01:11:07,969
-He's what?
-From Some Kind of Wonderful.
1283
01:11:08,142 --> 01:11:10,167
I thought Mary Stuart Masterson
was Watts.
1284
01:11:10,344 --> 01:11:12,574
-Yes.
-So why aren't you Watts?
1285
01:11:13,181 --> 01:11:14,739
I'm Eric StoItz.
1286
01:11:16,117 --> 01:11:19,382
AIex is Watts. Watts heIps Eric StoItz
go on a date with Amanda Jones.
1287
01:11:19,554 --> 01:11:21,419
ReaIIy, she's in Iove with Eric StoItz.
1288
01:11:22,089 --> 01:11:24,250
So Amanda Jones is Conor?
1289
01:11:25,126 --> 01:11:28,994
I guess. At first. Now men in generaI,
but that's not the point.
1290
01:11:29,163 --> 01:11:31,028
The point is he's into me.
1291
01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:34,657
I knew there had to be some reason why
he was spending that time with you.
1292
01:11:34,836 --> 01:11:38,397
I know. It's so obvious now.
There are so many signs.
1293
01:11:38,573 --> 01:11:42,031
Signs. Love signs. You gotta
teII me about the signs. I Iove signs.
1294
01:11:42,210 --> 01:11:46,146
First they were smaII. At first when I
caIIed, he said, ''Good to hear from you.''
1295
01:11:46,314 --> 01:11:47,747
-TotaIIy good sign.
-Right?
1296
01:11:47,915 --> 01:11:50,543
And then the next time I caIIed
he was with a woman...
1297
01:11:50,718 --> 01:11:53,414
...but he took the caII
and we taIked for a whiIe.
1298
01:11:53,588 --> 01:11:55,647
-You know it was a woman?
-CaIIed her ''babe.''
1299
01:11:55,823 --> 01:11:59,759
Okay, a guy doesn't Ieave a woman
to go taIk to another woman unIess he's....
1300
01:11:59,927 --> 01:12:01,258
And it gets more obvious.
1301
01:12:01,429 --> 01:12:05,422
I mean, pIease. There was no guy
he was gonna fix me up with.
1302
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:07,067
The fix-up was him.
1303
01:12:07,235 --> 01:12:08,361
No.
1304
01:12:08,536 --> 01:12:12,472
Yes. He shows up
without this fictitious BiII character.
1305
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,369
The two of us basicaIIy have a date.
1306
01:12:14,542 --> 01:12:19,479
And then he caIIs and invites me
to a party at his pIace.
1307
01:12:19,647 --> 01:12:22,047
JANINE:
He so Iikes you.
1308
01:12:23,084 --> 01:12:25,780
I'm so happy for you.
1309
01:12:25,953 --> 01:12:28,888
Let's Iook up pIaces
for your destination wedding.
1310
01:12:31,893 --> 01:12:34,987
How do you feeI about Napa VaIIey?
1311
01:12:35,162 --> 01:12:37,323
I have reaIIy aIways wanted to go there.
1312
01:12:40,434 --> 01:12:42,061
Oh, he's cute.
1313
01:12:42,236 --> 01:12:44,670
Yeah. SmoIdering but sensitive.
1314
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:49,773
Oh. ''AII I have is my guitar, these chords,
and the truth.''
1315
01:12:49,944 --> 01:12:51,138
BOTH:
Bon Jovi.
1316
01:12:51,312 --> 01:12:53,712
-That's hot.
-Yeah. I Iike him.
1317
01:12:53,881 --> 01:12:57,942
I mean, he probabIy hasn't caIIed yet
because we just had coffee Iast night.
1318
01:12:58,486 --> 01:13:00,283
-ReaIIy?
MARY: Yeah, you know.
1319
01:13:00,454 --> 01:13:03,685
I mean, we actuaIIy video
iChatted whiIe hoIding coffee.
1320
01:13:03,858 --> 01:13:05,519
But that's the same thing, right?
1321
01:13:05,693 --> 01:13:07,820
-Right, right.
-Just caII your voicemaiI.
1322
01:13:07,995 --> 01:13:11,863
Yeah, but he had a gig Iast night
and he probabIy didn't get home tiII Iate.
1323
01:13:12,033 --> 01:13:14,001
-Did I teII you he's a singer?
-Mm-hm.
1324
01:13:14,168 --> 01:13:15,931
-Just caII.
JOSHUA: Oh, honey, no, on speaker.
1325
01:13:16,537 --> 01:13:18,835
I don't think so.
I'm sure he hasn't caIIed.
1326
01:13:19,006 --> 01:13:20,530
-Just caII him.
-Okay.
1327
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:29,738
RECORDING: You have two new messages.
GUYS: Oh.
1328
01:13:30,151 --> 01:13:31,413
[BEEP]
1329
01:13:31,585 --> 01:13:33,553
JUDE [SINGING] :
Mary
1330
01:13:33,721 --> 01:13:37,589
Whoa, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
1331
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:41,094
Oh, my Mary
1332
01:13:41,896 --> 01:13:43,295
I just got hard.
1333
01:13:43,464 --> 01:13:44,954
Hey, Mary, it's Jude.
1334
01:13:45,132 --> 01:13:49,068
I was just calling to tell you again
how special it was to meet you.
1335
01:13:49,236 --> 01:13:52,797
So call me back. Bye-bye.
1336
01:13:52,974 --> 01:13:54,271
[DIAL TONE]
1337
01:13:54,809 --> 01:13:55,969
Amazing.
1338
01:13:56,477 --> 01:13:58,604
NATHAN: This is good, this is good.
-This is....
1339
01:13:58,779 --> 01:14:00,007
See, he caIIed.
1340
01:14:00,181 --> 01:14:01,876
JUDE [SINGING]
Jenny
1341
01:14:02,049 --> 01:14:05,985
Whoa, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny
1342
01:14:06,153 --> 01:14:09,350
Hey, Jenny, it's Jude.
I was just calling to--
1343
01:14:09,523 --> 01:14:13,550
Whoa, shit. What number did I just dial?
1344
01:14:13,761 --> 01:14:16,753
RECORDING:
All messages erased.
1345
01:14:28,209 --> 01:14:29,233
That one.
1346
01:14:29,410 --> 01:14:30,502
-You sure?
-Yeah.
1347
01:14:32,046 --> 01:14:34,105
No. It's a Iaminate.
1348
01:14:35,116 --> 01:14:37,550
-That's not reaI hardwood fIoor?
-Nope.
1349
01:14:37,718 --> 01:14:41,210
It Iooks exactIy Iike it. But it is
Iike one one-hundredth of the cost.
1350
01:14:41,389 --> 01:14:42,583
Oh.
1351
01:14:44,158 --> 01:14:45,921
I stiII wanna go with the reaI wood.
1352
01:14:46,727 --> 01:14:49,025
What? You can't even teII the difference.
1353
01:14:49,196 --> 01:14:50,925
It's not the point.
1354
01:14:51,966 --> 01:14:53,297
WeII, what is the point?
1355
01:14:53,467 --> 01:14:55,162
I just....
1356
01:14:55,636 --> 01:14:58,332
I don't Iike the way
it's pretending to be wood.
1357
01:14:58,506 --> 01:15:01,100
If you're not wood,
don't try and Iook Iike wood.
1358
01:15:01,876 --> 01:15:03,935
I don't think that it's pretending.
1359
01:15:05,146 --> 01:15:06,807
This is a Iie, Ben.
1360
01:15:06,981 --> 01:15:10,610
Just be up front
and teII peopIe what you reaIIy are.
1361
01:15:12,353 --> 01:15:14,548
Okay, you're right. You're right.
1362
01:15:14,722 --> 01:15:16,349
I'm sorry.
1363
01:15:19,226 --> 01:15:22,787
It's okay. Maybe we shouId just go
Iook at the griIIs and we'II come back.
1364
01:15:23,731 --> 01:15:24,755
Okay.
1365
01:15:29,303 --> 01:15:31,271
I sIept with someone.
1366
01:15:39,814 --> 01:15:41,975
-I said--
-I heard you.
1367
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:49,551
You teII me this in Home Depot
because you know I hate a pubIic scene.
1368
01:15:49,723 --> 01:15:52,419
No, that is not why I'm teIIing--
1369
01:15:52,927 --> 01:15:54,519
I knew it.
1370
01:15:55,429 --> 01:15:56,453
I knew it.
1371
01:15:56,630 --> 01:15:58,530
-You asshoIe.
-I'm sorry.
1372
01:16:00,534 --> 01:16:03,469
It is you that's been smoking too,
isn't it?
1373
01:16:04,071 --> 01:16:06,539
Wha--? Wait, what does that
even matter?
1374
01:16:06,707 --> 01:16:08,402
Have you--?!
1375
01:16:09,777 --> 01:16:11,301
Have you been smoking?
1376
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:12,810
No. No, I haven't.
1377
01:16:20,087 --> 01:16:21,384
I taIked to NeiI. I toId him.
1378
01:16:21,555 --> 01:16:23,352
He said I couId stay
at his boat for a whiIe.
1379
01:16:23,524 --> 01:16:24,821
Excuse me?
1380
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,053
Now you're moving out?
1381
01:16:28,229 --> 01:16:30,129
-You're, Iike, Ieaving me?
-No.
1382
01:16:30,297 --> 01:16:33,494
No, I just assumed
that you wouIdn't want me to--
1383
01:16:34,568 --> 01:16:38,231
Aren't we gonna deaI with this?
1384
01:16:38,405 --> 01:16:42,364
Don't you wanna find some way...
1385
01:16:42,543 --> 01:16:45,171
...for us to work through this?
1386
01:16:45,679 --> 01:16:49,581
I assumed that when I toId you,
you wouId want me...
1387
01:16:50,484 --> 01:16:51,508
...out.
1388
01:16:54,255 --> 01:16:55,984
Is that what you want?
1389
01:17:09,270 --> 01:17:10,532
No.
1390
01:17:12,973 --> 01:17:14,338
Okay.
1391
01:17:14,742 --> 01:17:16,209
Okay.
1392
01:17:39,266 --> 01:17:41,757
WOMAN 1 :
You're doing a great job.
1393
01:17:48,776 --> 01:17:51,643
Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi!
1394
01:17:55,382 --> 01:17:57,247
WOMAN 2:
Oh, my goodness.
1395
01:17:57,418 --> 01:17:58,908
[CROWD CHUCKLING]
1396
01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:02,988
Oh, what a beautifuI dog.
1397
01:18:12,566 --> 01:18:16,559
SeriousIy, Devon, I reaIIy did feeI
just a moment, a spIash, of hesitation.
1398
01:18:16,737 --> 01:18:19,069
No, there wasn't.
There wasn't any hesitation at aII.
1399
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:21,299
PAIGE:
You just did it again. That was a pause.
1400
01:18:21,475 --> 01:18:23,739
DEVON:
I did not pause.
1401
01:18:30,184 --> 01:18:32,049
You must be Beth.
1402
01:18:34,488 --> 01:18:36,547
Yeah. Yeah.
1403
01:18:36,724 --> 01:18:39,022
Heard a Iot about you from Paige.
1404
01:18:39,593 --> 01:18:43,461
ActuaIIy been Iobbying
to sit next to her singIe sister for weeks.
1405
01:18:44,031 --> 01:18:45,931
Oh, yeah?
1406
01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:48,568
So you must be:
1407
01:18:48,736 --> 01:18:50,363
''Dan.''
1408
01:18:50,904 --> 01:18:52,337
Sort of.
1409
01:18:53,307 --> 01:18:56,572
-Sort of?
-WeII, I'm actuaIIy a Wiccan.
1410
01:18:56,744 --> 01:18:58,439
-A what?
-A Wiccan.
1411
01:18:59,179 --> 01:19:00,203
Wiccan?
1412
01:19:00,381 --> 01:19:01,939
-MaIe witch.
-Right.
1413
01:19:02,116 --> 01:19:04,676
So I aIso have a magicaI name.
1414
01:19:05,052 --> 01:19:07,350
It's Brother Phoenix East-Horse.
1415
01:19:07,521 --> 01:19:10,888
But I didn't know if that wouId fit
on the card. Love that.
1416
01:19:11,058 --> 01:19:13,686
I'm guessing that I'm gonna
hear a whoIe Iot about you.
1417
01:19:13,861 --> 01:19:16,352
Nature-based
pre-Christian paganism, yeah.
1418
01:19:16,530 --> 01:19:18,521
Yeah. That's fantastic.
1419
01:19:18,699 --> 01:19:20,132
WeII, where to begin?
1420
01:19:20,301 --> 01:19:23,293
WeII, first off, it's not just a bunch
of nude farming. Dad.
1421
01:19:23,470 --> 01:19:25,495
-Wow.
-Let's Iook at Stonehenge.
1422
01:19:25,673 --> 01:19:26,970
ObviousIy not a coincidence.
1423
01:19:27,141 --> 01:19:29,939
They didn't have the machinery
to move those rocks. They're huge.
1424
01:19:30,110 --> 01:19:31,099
-Yeah, they're heavy.
-Of course.
1425
01:19:33,179 --> 01:19:35,204
[''IF I NEVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN''
BY MAROON 5 PLAYING ON STEREO]
1426
01:20:01,441 --> 01:20:04,433
-I'm Nathan. And this is Bruce.
-Gigi.
1427
01:20:05,512 --> 01:20:07,104
-Gigi. Hi.
-Hey.
1428
01:20:08,114 --> 01:20:11,515
So how do you guys know AIex?
1429
01:20:12,785 --> 01:20:16,414
We don't. Our friend Mary heard
about this from some guy named Conor.
1430
01:20:19,526 --> 01:20:21,653
And how do you know AIex?
1431
01:20:23,530 --> 01:20:25,157
I hope--
1432
01:20:25,498 --> 01:20:28,990
I'm pretty sure that something's
about to happen between us.
1433
01:20:29,169 --> 01:20:30,693
BRUCE: Ooh.
NATHAN: Oh.
1434
01:20:30,870 --> 01:20:34,636
So are you here as, Iike, a guest,
or, Iike, his date?
1435
01:20:34,807 --> 01:20:38,504
Oh, I hate that.
When you don't know if you're a date.
1436
01:20:38,678 --> 01:20:41,943
You don't know if you shouId bring
a friend, or are you co-hosting...
1437
01:20:42,115 --> 01:20:44,811
...or shouId you stay to the end
to have some aIone time?
1438
01:20:44,984 --> 01:20:47,452
He didn't say.
I'm sure I'm more than just a guest.
1439
01:20:48,388 --> 01:20:50,151
-I mean, there have been signs.
-CooI.
1440
01:20:54,961 --> 01:20:57,657
[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
1441
01:21:16,449 --> 01:21:17,677
DOMINIC:
So where's NeiI?
1442
01:21:17,850 --> 01:21:18,908
We broke up.
1443
01:21:19,085 --> 01:21:21,315
-No way.
-Yeah.
1444
01:21:21,821 --> 01:21:23,982
You guys were together,
what, Iike 1 0 years?
1445
01:21:24,157 --> 01:21:25,954
Seven. But stiII, it's a Iong time.
1446
01:21:26,125 --> 01:21:27,251
Yeah.
1447
01:21:27,827 --> 01:21:30,728
It's too bad cousins can't marry,
because then we couId maybe--
1448
01:21:30,897 --> 01:21:32,865
Oh, Dominic.
1449
01:21:33,199 --> 01:21:35,258
-Gross.
-No.
1450
01:21:37,303 --> 01:21:38,998
MAN 1 :
Ken, are you okay? What happened?
1451
01:21:41,341 --> 01:21:42,365
WOMAN 1 :
Oh, my God.
1452
01:21:42,542 --> 01:21:44,806
WOMAN 2: Ken, are you aII right?
MAN: Just cIutched his chest.
1453
01:21:44,978 --> 01:21:46,946
WOMAN 1 : He was standing there
and aII of a sudden--
1454
01:21:47,413 --> 01:21:49,142
WOMAN 2: Ken, just try to breathe.
MAN 2: CaII 91 1 .
1455
01:21:49,315 --> 01:21:50,441
BETH:
Dad. Excuse me.
1456
01:21:50,617 --> 01:21:53,108
Daddy, what is it? What happened?
What happened?
1457
01:21:53,286 --> 01:21:55,220
-Guys, come here!
LAURA: What happened?
1458
01:21:55,388 --> 01:21:56,821
BETH:
Daddy, Iay down, okay?
1459
01:21:56,990 --> 01:21:58,321
LAURA: Did he faII?
BETH: You'II be fine.
1460
01:21:58,491 --> 01:22:01,358
You guys, did anybody
see what happened?
1461
01:22:01,527 --> 01:22:04,052
LAURA: Over there. Just go get it.
-Okay.
1462
01:22:06,466 --> 01:22:08,730
Hey, hey. I had no idea
it'd be such a madhouse.
1463
01:22:08,901 --> 01:22:10,163
Hey. Great party.
1464
01:22:10,336 --> 01:22:12,736
Thanks. Did any guys hit on you?
A Iot of them here.
1465
01:22:12,905 --> 01:22:15,499
You need me to evaIuate
any IeveI of interest?
1466
01:22:15,675 --> 01:22:18,940
They were gay. Even I know
their IeveI of interest was probabIy Iow.
1467
01:22:19,112 --> 01:22:20,136
ALEX:
Hey, SkiIo!
1468
01:22:20,313 --> 01:22:23,510
It's too bad BiII couIdn't make it.
I know you guys wouId hit it off.
1469
01:22:23,683 --> 01:22:25,082
Okay, right. ''BiII.''
1470
01:22:26,219 --> 01:22:27,243
Right.
1471
01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:30,218
[CHUCKLING]
1472
01:22:31,457 --> 01:22:35,826
Listen, I gotta go make a Iiquor run,
but the food needs some refreshing.
1473
01:22:36,596 --> 01:22:39,258
-WouId you mind heIping and refiIIing--?
-Like co-hosting?
1474
01:22:40,633 --> 01:22:42,760
Okay, yeah.
1475
01:22:42,935 --> 01:22:43,959
Sure.
1476
01:22:44,137 --> 01:22:46,469
Just refiIIing the chips.
They're on the fridge.
1477
01:22:46,639 --> 01:22:47,731
Thanks.
1478
01:22:47,907 --> 01:22:51,434
[TING TINGS' ''FRUIT MACHINE'' BLARING]
1479
01:22:52,011 --> 01:22:54,411
MAN 1 : Hey, sweetie, get me a beer?
-I'II get you another.
1480
01:22:54,580 --> 01:22:57,048
-Hi, guys.
-Nice.
1481
01:22:57,216 --> 01:22:59,207
Hey, Linda.
1482
01:23:04,257 --> 01:23:06,248
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
1483
01:23:14,934 --> 01:23:17,232
-ReaIIy great party.
-Oh, thanks.
1484
01:23:18,037 --> 01:23:21,768
You know, when AIex said he wanted
to throw a party, I was Iike, ''Let's do it!''
1485
01:23:21,941 --> 01:23:24,739
-Thanks for having us.
-No probIem, any time.
1486
01:23:25,578 --> 01:23:26,977
Can I heIp you find something?
1487
01:23:27,146 --> 01:23:29,205
Oh, no, it's okay. I got it.
1488
01:23:29,382 --> 01:23:30,815
Thanks for mixing that up.
1489
01:23:31,651 --> 01:23:32,709
What?
1490
01:23:32,885 --> 01:23:36,548
AIex asked me to get the dip together.
Thanks for getting it started.
1491
01:23:37,824 --> 01:23:39,587
It couId use a IittIe more diII.
1492
01:23:39,759 --> 01:23:41,488
I'm on it, though, don't worry.
1493
01:23:45,665 --> 01:23:47,394
Come on, my boy. Take it home.
1494
01:23:47,567 --> 01:23:49,398
Franchise pIayer. My boy Marbury.
1495
01:23:49,569 --> 01:23:51,196
GIRL: Fifteen seconds.
ALEX: Let's go.
1496
01:23:51,371 --> 01:23:53,669
GIRL: Oh, a pass.
ALEX: You work too hard.
1497
01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:57,173
WeII, I think I've rounded up
the Iast of the beer bottIes.
1498
01:23:58,611 --> 01:24:01,603
-Oh, what game are we pIaying?
-Oh, sorry, Nash.
1499
01:24:01,781 --> 01:24:04,011
-Oh, come on.
-Come on, come on.
1500
01:24:04,183 --> 01:24:07,812
ALEX: Nash, you piece of shit. Come on.
-Maybe I shouId just--
1501
01:24:07,987 --> 01:24:09,716
-It's past 3, so....
ALEX: Okay, swat it.
1502
01:24:09,889 --> 01:24:11,322
GIRL:
Watch this. Ready?
1503
01:24:11,491 --> 01:24:13,049
-And....
ALEX: Oh, no, no, no!
1504
01:24:13,226 --> 01:24:16,423
Yes. Suck it. Yes.
1505
01:24:16,596 --> 01:24:18,530
Oh, you are-- You're sensationaI.
1506
01:24:18,698 --> 01:24:19,756
-Yeah, I know.
-Jesus.
1507
01:24:20,466 --> 01:24:22,024
I don't know why I bother.
1508
01:24:22,201 --> 01:24:24,169
-Did you say it's past 3?
-Yeah.
1509
01:24:24,337 --> 01:24:27,636
-Oh, man, I gotta go. Hey, good game.
-AII right.
1510
01:24:27,807 --> 01:24:29,832
GIRL: Bye.
GIGI: Bye.
1511
01:24:52,832 --> 01:24:55,926
Hey, thanks for staying
and heIping me cIean up.
1512
01:24:56,903 --> 01:24:59,064
I reaIIy gotta go to bed, though.
1513
01:24:59,238 --> 01:25:00,728
Is that an invitation?
1514
01:25:01,607 --> 01:25:02,631
What?
1515
01:25:02,809 --> 01:25:03,867
[GIGI LAUGHS]
1516
01:25:04,043 --> 01:25:06,204
Oh, God, that was cheesy.
1517
01:25:06,646 --> 01:25:09,137
Oh, I'm not good at this.
1518
01:25:09,582 --> 01:25:10,708
What?
1519
01:25:19,759 --> 01:25:21,021
ALEX:
Hey.
1520
01:25:21,427 --> 01:25:23,622
Oh, yes. I knew it.
1521
01:25:23,796 --> 01:25:26,856
The best reIationships
grow out of friendships.
1522
01:25:27,033 --> 01:25:29,092
Wait, wait, wait. Gigi.
1523
01:25:29,735 --> 01:25:31,930
Wait, wait, wait.
1524
01:25:32,104 --> 01:25:33,401
What?
1525
01:25:33,573 --> 01:25:35,404
Now you and I are in a reIationship?
1526
01:25:35,575 --> 01:25:39,477
WeII, I'd say if we're not
at reIationship station-ship...
1527
01:25:39,645 --> 01:25:41,112
...we're at Ieast on the track.
1528
01:25:42,515 --> 01:25:45,507
And why exactIy wouId you think that?
1529
01:25:45,685 --> 01:25:47,448
Because of the signs.
1530
01:25:48,020 --> 01:25:49,385
ReaIIy, Iike what?
1531
01:25:49,555 --> 01:25:52,786
Like, it was good to hear from me...
1532
01:25:52,959 --> 01:25:56,326
...and you taIked to me
even when you were with a girI...
1533
01:25:56,496 --> 01:25:59,192
...and I feIt something.
1534
01:25:59,732 --> 01:26:01,666
Oh, man.
1535
01:26:01,834 --> 01:26:03,096
What are you taIking about?
1536
01:26:03,269 --> 01:26:06,568
Gigi, what have I been saying
since I met you?
1537
01:26:06,739 --> 01:26:10,402
If a guy wants to date you, he wiII make
it happen, okay? He wiII ask you out.
1538
01:26:10,576 --> 01:26:11,770
Did I ask you out?
1539
01:26:13,045 --> 01:26:14,137
No.
1540
01:26:14,313 --> 01:26:16,838
Why wouId you do this?
1541
01:26:17,149 --> 01:26:19,117
Oh, shit.
1542
01:26:19,285 --> 01:26:21,981
Why do women do this?
BuiId up this stuff in their minds...
1543
01:26:22,154 --> 01:26:26,022
...take each IittIe thing a guy does,
and then twist it into something eIse?
1544
01:26:26,192 --> 01:26:27,887
It's insane.
1545
01:26:38,271 --> 01:26:41,331
I'd rather be Iike that than be Iike you.
1546
01:26:43,442 --> 01:26:44,670
Excuse me?
1547
01:26:44,844 --> 01:26:46,812
What is that supposed to mean?
1548
01:26:49,181 --> 01:26:51,877
I may dissect each IittIe thing...
1549
01:26:52,051 --> 01:26:55,111
...and put myseIf out there too much...
1550
01:26:55,288 --> 01:26:57,620
...but at Ieast that means I stiII care.
1551
01:26:57,790 --> 01:27:03,660
Oh, you think you've won
because women are expendabIe to you?
1552
01:27:03,829 --> 01:27:08,163
You may not get hurt
or make an ass of yourseIf that way...
1553
01:27:08,334 --> 01:27:11,030
...but you don't faII in Iove
that way either.
1554
01:27:11,203 --> 01:27:12,932
You have not won.
1555
01:27:13,105 --> 01:27:15,266
You're aIone, AIex.
1556
01:27:22,014 --> 01:27:24,380
I may do a Iot of stupid shit...
1557
01:27:24,550 --> 01:27:29,044
...but I know I'm a Iot cIoser
to finding someone than you are.
1558
01:27:37,096 --> 01:27:39,223
BETH:
Do you want anything eIse?
1559
01:27:39,398 --> 01:27:42,856
Yeah, Iess of the cardboard crap
and more reguIar peopIe food.
1560
01:27:43,035 --> 01:27:47,631
WeII, that cardboard crap
is what we caII whoIe-wheat toast.
1561
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:51,532
WeII, maybe you couId just fry me up
a coupIe of sausage Iinks.
1562
01:27:51,711 --> 01:27:54,839
PeopIe who have just had a heart attack
are generaIIy not advised...
1563
01:27:55,014 --> 01:27:58,472
...to have animaI fat that's been stuffed
into a synthetic casing.
1564
01:27:58,951 --> 01:28:00,213
[CHUCKLES]
1565
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:04,783
[VAN MORRISON'S ''I GOT A WOMAN''
BLARING ON RECORD PLAYER]
1566
01:28:09,195 --> 01:28:12,858
STEVEN: Hey, Beth. Grab me a beer
when you get to the kitchen, okay?
1567
01:28:13,032 --> 01:28:15,865
And a IittIe pIate of coId cuts,
if there are any Ieft.
1568
01:28:16,035 --> 01:28:19,562
Hey, wouId you guys pIease just turn
that down a bit? Dad's trying to sIeep.
1569
01:28:19,739 --> 01:28:21,730
You think he wants
to hang on to this vinyI?
1570
01:28:21,907 --> 01:28:23,932
My coIIection couId use a Iot of these.
1571
01:28:24,110 --> 01:28:26,442
WouId you just turn it the fuck down?
1572
01:28:29,715 --> 01:28:32,206
WeII, we're totaIIy out of toiIet paper...
1573
01:28:32,385 --> 01:28:37,015
...and aII we have Ieft to eat
is some oId jeIIy and some ramen noodIes.
1574
01:28:37,189 --> 01:28:41,853
And our new brother wouId Iike to co-opt
Dad's property before he's even dead.
1575
01:28:42,028 --> 01:28:45,156
Laura, aIso your husband wouId
reaIIy Iike another beer...
1576
01:28:45,331 --> 01:28:48,459
...to go with his fifth consecutive hour
of the goIf network.
1577
01:28:50,436 --> 01:28:52,028
Are you okay?
1578
01:28:52,204 --> 01:28:53,330
[CRYING]
1579
01:28:53,506 --> 01:28:56,202
Don't worry, honey, Dad's gonna be fine.
1580
01:28:57,910 --> 01:28:59,468
GIGI: Do you know who it is?
-No.
1581
01:29:00,780 --> 01:29:02,645
Doesn't matter.
1582
01:29:04,016 --> 01:29:05,483
So are you gonna Ieave him?
1583
01:29:06,552 --> 01:29:09,612
Gigi, he's my husband.
1584
01:29:09,789 --> 01:29:12,952
He's not some guy
who didn't caII me back.
1585
01:29:13,125 --> 01:29:15,059
He did admit it to me.
1586
01:29:15,428 --> 01:29:18,920
He didn't wait to get caught,
which takes courage, you know?
1587
01:29:19,865 --> 01:29:22,231
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
1588
01:29:22,401 --> 01:29:23,663
I didn't mean it.
1589
01:29:23,836 --> 01:29:26,270
I know that AIex wasn't just some guy.
1590
01:29:26,639 --> 01:29:28,630
Oh, it's okay.
1591
01:29:32,678 --> 01:29:34,009
It's my fauIt, you know.
1592
01:29:34,513 --> 01:29:35,571
What?
1593
01:29:35,748 --> 01:29:42,017
Oh, I just think I need to take responsibiIity
for my share in the whoIe...
1594
01:29:42,188 --> 01:29:44,748
...mess. You know?
1595
01:29:44,924 --> 01:29:47,688
I forced him into getting married.
1596
01:29:48,594 --> 01:29:51,290
-You know, he wasn't ready.
-Janine, this isn't your fauIt.
1597
01:29:51,464 --> 01:29:54,490
No, it is. It is, I've changed.
1598
01:29:55,267 --> 01:29:57,030
I was...
1599
01:29:58,070 --> 01:30:00,197
...fun, you know?
1600
01:30:00,606 --> 01:30:02,403
I was fun when we first met.
1601
01:30:02,575 --> 01:30:03,701
You're stiII fun.
1602
01:30:03,876 --> 01:30:05,138
[SIGHS]
1603
01:30:12,485 --> 01:30:13,884
We don't have sex anymore.
1604
01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:21,456
Lots of coupIes go through IuIIs.
1605
01:30:21,627 --> 01:30:23,117
No, I mean...
1606
01:30:25,564 --> 01:30:28,431
...we never have sex.
1607
01:30:34,140 --> 01:30:36,165
[JANINE CRYING]
1608
01:30:36,342 --> 01:30:39,368
I mean, reaIisticaIIy,
what do I expect him to do, you know?
1609
01:30:39,545 --> 01:30:41,843
I don't think that's reaIIy....
1610
01:30:43,616 --> 01:30:46,244
God, this tiIe is too smaII.
1611
01:30:46,418 --> 01:30:48,352
I have to teII Javier.
1612
01:30:48,821 --> 01:30:51,984
-What?
-This tiIe is too smaII.
1613
01:30:52,291 --> 01:30:56,125
I gotta go. I have to take a personaI day,
if anyone asks.
1614
01:31:04,503 --> 01:31:07,734
MARIEL:
WeII, my first husband was unimpressive.
1615
01:31:07,907 --> 01:31:10,705
I found him in bed
with his big-breasted secretary...
1616
01:31:10,876 --> 01:31:13,071
...when I came home earIy
from the MaIdives.
1617
01:31:13,245 --> 01:31:16,146
It was just so unoriginaI.
1618
01:31:16,315 --> 01:31:18,681
Made me feeI sorry for him.
1619
01:31:18,851 --> 01:31:22,514
My second husband
was a pinch more creative.
1620
01:31:22,688 --> 01:31:24,485
Cheated on me with my sister...
1621
01:31:24,657 --> 01:31:29,720
...but made me beIieve that I was insane
for being suspicious.
1622
01:31:29,895 --> 01:31:33,353
So at Ieast some mind games,
some intrigue.
1623
01:31:33,532 --> 01:31:37,161
But my Iast husband, he was a gem.
1624
01:31:37,336 --> 01:31:40,237
He was a veritabIe master
at covering his tracks.
1625
01:31:40,406 --> 01:31:45,343
I mean, I pored over his phone records,
I intercepted his credit-card biIIs...
1626
01:31:45,511 --> 01:31:47,604
...I had him foIIowed
on numerous occasions...
1627
01:31:47,780 --> 01:31:51,113
...and never found
a singIe shred of evidence.
1628
01:31:51,283 --> 01:31:53,683
It wasn't untiI he died...
1629
01:31:53,853 --> 01:31:59,052
...that I found out about the property
he owned with his Austrian mistress.
1630
01:31:59,225 --> 01:32:03,924
But the reaI master, I have to say, is me.
1631
01:32:04,096 --> 01:32:09,762
Three husbands, countIess boyfriends,
I haven't been caught yet.
1632
01:32:10,102 --> 01:32:12,229
ANNA:
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1633
01:32:14,473 --> 01:32:17,465
-Oh, my God, oh, my God. I can't--
-Shh.
1634
01:32:23,415 --> 01:32:25,144
BEN:
It's over there.
1635
01:32:28,754 --> 01:32:30,415
ANNA:
Oh, my God.
1636
01:32:30,589 --> 01:32:32,352
He Iiked the demo. I can't beIieve it.
1637
01:32:32,524 --> 01:32:33,582
It's unbeIievabIe.
1638
01:32:33,759 --> 01:32:36,455
Did you hear when he said
that it was hauntingIy beautifuI?
1639
01:32:36,629 --> 01:32:38,620
Yeah, I was there. I was--
1640
01:32:38,797 --> 01:32:40,492
I was there, baby.
1641
01:32:41,033 --> 01:32:42,762
Thank you.
1642
01:33:12,531 --> 01:33:14,328
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1643
01:33:14,833 --> 01:33:18,894
Dana, I'm working. I'm stiII going over
some offering statements. You gotta--
1644
01:33:19,972 --> 01:33:21,940
You gotta come back Iater.
1645
01:33:22,675 --> 01:33:24,734
JANINE:
It's not Dana.
1646
01:33:27,846 --> 01:33:28,870
Is that your--?
1647
01:33:29,882 --> 01:33:31,144
-Is that your--?
-Shh.
1648
01:33:31,750 --> 01:33:33,217
[WHISPERING]
Can you get in the cIoset?
1649
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:36,578
-Get in the cIoset.
-What?
1650
01:33:36,755 --> 01:33:39,223
Just go in the cIoset for a second.
Just for a second.
1651
01:33:39,391 --> 01:33:40,415
Ben?
1652
01:33:43,262 --> 01:33:46,425
I keep teIIing Dana
to get that damn Iock fixed.
1653
01:33:47,032 --> 01:33:49,967
JANINE: Why do you even bother Iocking it?
-What?
1654
01:33:50,135 --> 01:33:52,535
JANINE:
Why do you bother Iocking it?
1655
01:33:53,539 --> 01:33:56,633
Oh, you know I can't get any work done
if I don't.
1656
01:34:04,249 --> 01:34:06,774
-Hey.
-Hi.
1657
01:34:07,386 --> 01:34:09,854
-Can I come in?
-Yeah, of course.
1658
01:34:22,668 --> 01:34:23,692
What are you doing?
1659
01:34:24,803 --> 01:34:26,361
JANINE:
Sit down.
1660
01:34:26,638 --> 01:34:28,162
BEN:
Okay.
1661
01:34:40,252 --> 01:34:41,879
Hon?
1662
01:34:46,759 --> 01:34:47,817
What are you doing?
1663
01:34:48,293 --> 01:34:50,454
I don't know. I just thought...
1664
01:34:50,629 --> 01:34:52,256
...maybe we couId--
1665
01:34:54,166 --> 01:34:55,360
-Sorry.
-Are you okay?
1666
01:34:55,534 --> 01:34:57,525
JANINE:
Maybe if you just go over there.
1667
01:34:57,703 --> 01:34:59,967
Just trying to...
1668
01:35:00,773 --> 01:35:02,604
...you know, re-Iight the fire.
1669
01:35:02,775 --> 01:35:04,936
Oh, honey.
1670
01:35:05,110 --> 01:35:09,308
Didn't you hear what I said before?
I reaIIy gotta finish these offerings.
1671
01:35:11,283 --> 01:35:12,910
Look...
1672
01:35:14,453 --> 01:35:16,717
...I'm reaIIy trying here.
1673
01:35:18,991 --> 01:35:22,119
Do you wanna save our marriage?
1674
01:35:27,066 --> 01:35:28,966
Of course.
1675
01:35:29,601 --> 01:35:31,125
Me too.
1676
01:35:55,327 --> 01:35:59,093
Tyrone, you cover 4 through 6 and pitch in
with the bussers when you can.
1677
01:35:59,264 --> 01:36:01,232
Wait a minute. I'm on 8 through 1 0.
1678
01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:04,869
Hey, I been working here 1 8 months,
8 through 1 0.
1679
01:36:06,105 --> 01:36:08,073
ALEX:
Minor oversight.
1680
01:36:09,708 --> 01:36:12,609
Luis, you cover 4 through 6, then.
1681
01:36:12,778 --> 01:36:16,236
Dude, Luis quit Iike 1 0 months ago.
1682
01:36:16,415 --> 01:36:17,780
[WORKERS CHUCKLING]
1683
01:36:17,983 --> 01:36:19,473
MAN:
Yeah, he quit.
1684
01:36:20,819 --> 01:36:23,754
Is there any reason
we're even having this meeting?
1685
01:36:23,922 --> 01:36:25,082
Not reaIIy.
1686
01:36:25,257 --> 01:36:27,225
-No, not for me.
ALEX: Great. Good. Great.
1687
01:36:27,392 --> 01:36:29,292
Meeting adjourned.
1688
01:36:29,461 --> 01:36:31,224
Back to work.
1689
01:36:35,801 --> 01:36:38,065
Hey, KeIIi Ann.
1690
01:36:40,239 --> 01:36:41,866
Did I get any caIIs?
1691
01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:47,376
Since you asked me 1 1 minutes ago, no.
Not a Iot of phone traffic.
1692
01:36:52,117 --> 01:36:54,347
-Oh, my God.
-What?
1693
01:36:55,020 --> 01:36:56,112
What's her name?
1694
01:36:57,990 --> 01:36:59,321
Who?
1695
01:36:59,491 --> 01:37:00,890
The girI, AIex.
1696
01:37:01,527 --> 01:37:03,688
There's no girI.
1697
01:37:03,862 --> 01:37:05,295
You can't hide it, man.
1698
01:37:05,464 --> 01:37:08,865
I know strung out
and you are strung out.
1699
01:37:10,769 --> 01:37:13,329
Okay, pIease.
1700
01:37:13,872 --> 01:37:15,464
KELLI ANN:
This is amazing.
1701
01:37:16,008 --> 01:37:17,771
You can't focus, right?
1702
01:37:17,943 --> 01:37:22,209
Jumping every time your phone rings,
checking your e-maiI 1 00 times a day...
1703
01:37:22,381 --> 01:37:24,144
...wishing you couId write songs.
1704
01:37:24,316 --> 01:37:28,980
No, feeIing the need to bring up her name
in random conversations.
1705
01:37:29,655 --> 01:37:33,455
It's aIways the same
and it has happened to you, my friend.
1706
01:37:37,262 --> 01:37:38,786
Shit.
1707
01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:42,765
WeIcome to my worId, asshoIe.
1708
01:37:44,937 --> 01:37:46,700
Let me get the door.
1709
01:37:50,342 --> 01:37:53,209
Sure I can't interest you
in a IittIe beef and broccoIi?
1710
01:37:53,378 --> 01:37:55,243
I gotta finish this stuff.
1711
01:37:55,414 --> 01:37:56,847
Okay.
1712
01:37:58,350 --> 01:38:01,251
-Yeah. So I'II see you at home.
-Okay.
1713
01:38:02,221 --> 01:38:03,882
I Iove you.
1714
01:38:04,389 --> 01:38:06,220
I Iove you too.
1715
01:38:10,996 --> 01:38:13,294
-Okay. I'II see you Iater. Okay, bye.
-Bye.
1716
01:38:21,740 --> 01:38:23,367
-You make me sick.
-I had no choice.
1717
01:38:23,542 --> 01:38:26,306
-You're a disgusting excuse for a man!
-What was I supposed to do?
1718
01:38:26,478 --> 01:38:28,673
-You're the one I wanna be--
-Don't touch me!
1719
01:38:28,847 --> 01:38:31,247
You wiII never touch me again.
1720
01:38:36,421 --> 01:38:38,855
Dino, thanks again for Ietting me
pay over the phone.
1721
01:38:39,024 --> 01:38:43,085
I assure you this Iate-payment thing
wiII never happen again.
1722
01:38:43,262 --> 01:38:45,822
Yep, just trying to trim
some of the drama out of my Iife.
1723
01:38:45,998 --> 01:38:46,987
[BEEPING]
1724
01:38:47,165 --> 01:38:48,257
Oh, that's my other Iine.
1725
01:38:48,433 --> 01:38:49,627
Okay, bye.
1726
01:38:49,801 --> 01:38:51,826
-HeIIo?
BILL: Hi, Gigi?
1727
01:38:52,004 --> 01:38:53,403
This is Bill.
1728
01:38:53,572 --> 01:38:55,563
-BiII...?
-Alex's friend.
1729
01:38:55,741 --> 01:38:59,837
We were supposed to meet up
but Alex told me the wrong day.
1730
01:39:00,545 --> 01:39:02,536
BiII, so you do exist.
1731
01:39:02,714 --> 01:39:04,045
I do.
1732
01:39:04,216 --> 01:39:08,277
And I'd love to buy you dinner sometime
if you're still game.
1733
01:39:09,388 --> 01:39:10,650
Yes.
1734
01:39:10,822 --> 01:39:12,949
Sure, why not?
1735
01:39:16,662 --> 01:39:17,959
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1736
01:39:20,799 --> 01:39:22,027
Hey.
1737
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:24,293
Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
1738
01:39:24,469 --> 01:39:26,869
Hi. Hi, sweetie.
1739
01:39:27,306 --> 01:39:29,103
See, why did you
just caII me ''sweetie''?
1740
01:39:29,274 --> 01:39:32,368
-We aIways caII each other that.
-Why?
1741
01:39:32,544 --> 01:39:35,536
AII right, Iook,
I wanna say something, okay?
1742
01:39:35,714 --> 01:39:38,114
We caII each other ''sweetie''
aII the time.
1743
01:39:38,283 --> 01:39:41,047
And we faII asIeep on the phone
after taIking for hours.
1744
01:39:41,219 --> 01:39:44,586
I washed your hair for you after
you had shouIder surgery and everything.
1745
01:39:44,756 --> 01:39:46,121
And it's Iike we're together.
1746
01:39:46,291 --> 01:39:48,418
-I know that I've been--
-No, hoId on a second.
1747
01:39:48,593 --> 01:39:50,424
Let me finish.
1748
01:39:50,595 --> 01:39:52,426
I think maybe this is my fauIt...
1749
01:39:52,597 --> 01:39:56,328
...because maybe I wasn't cIear
about exactIy what I want.
1750
01:39:56,501 --> 01:39:59,129
So Iet me-- Let me be cIear.
1751
01:39:59,304 --> 01:40:01,204
I Iove hanging out.
1752
01:40:01,540 --> 01:40:05,374
But I'm so attracted to you.
I just-- I want both.
1753
01:40:05,544 --> 01:40:08,308
I don't know what happened
or why we stopped. I don't care.
1754
01:40:08,480 --> 01:40:09,913
Okay.
1755
01:40:11,183 --> 01:40:12,741
-What?
-Okay.
1756
01:40:12,918 --> 01:40:16,115
No, I'm taIking about reaIIy doing this.
Like a fuII-on reIationship.
1757
01:40:16,288 --> 01:40:17,778
Right.
1758
01:40:17,956 --> 01:40:19,287
With me.
1759
01:40:19,458 --> 01:40:20,857
Yeah.
1760
01:40:22,361 --> 01:40:24,226
A bunch of gay peopIe
put you up to this?
1761
01:40:24,396 --> 01:40:26,193
Stop taIking.
1762
01:40:45,183 --> 01:40:48,380
DEVON: Stay home. It's an end-around.
GEORGE: No, no, it's not. He's stiII got it.
1763
01:40:48,553 --> 01:40:49,986
He's stiII got it.
1764
01:40:50,155 --> 01:40:52,749
STEVEN: Shit.
-Who Iet that happen? It's embarrassing.
1765
01:40:52,924 --> 01:40:56,724
GEORGE: Argh!
DEVON: That is so embarrassing.
1766
01:40:57,095 --> 01:40:58,119
What?
1767
01:40:59,398 --> 01:41:01,923
Did any of you guys have a chance
to get to the store?
1768
01:41:02,467 --> 01:41:04,662
Oh, yeah, no.
We're good, we got takeout.
1769
01:41:05,237 --> 01:41:07,432
No, I didn't mean for you, I meant f--
1770
01:41:07,606 --> 01:41:10,575
GEORGE: AII right, here we go.
-Come on, defense, wake up.
1771
01:41:12,177 --> 01:41:14,941
You have to be kidding me.
1772
01:41:28,226 --> 01:41:31,559
I just got a IittIe bit more of this
I gotta finish.
1773
01:41:31,730 --> 01:41:33,891
There's some Iaundry
I'm gonna put away...
1774
01:41:34,065 --> 01:41:36,795
...then I had another Ioad of cIothes
in the dryer.
1775
01:41:37,302 --> 01:41:40,533
I did get some of the food your dad Iikes,
but some heaIthy stuff too.
1776
01:41:40,705 --> 01:41:42,536
Just, you know.
1777
01:41:45,510 --> 01:41:47,603
It's gonna be okay.
1778
01:41:50,382 --> 01:41:51,508
It'II be okay.
1779
01:41:58,790 --> 01:42:00,223
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
1780
01:42:18,944 --> 01:42:21,469
[HAMMERING]
1781
01:43:00,585 --> 01:43:02,712
Bend your knee a IittIe bit more.
There you go.
1782
01:43:02,888 --> 01:43:05,015
InhaIe, reverse warrior, Iook up.
1783
01:43:05,190 --> 01:43:06,282
ExhaIe.
1784
01:43:06,458 --> 01:43:08,688
[PHONE RINGING]
1785
01:43:17,936 --> 01:43:20,803
Hi, you've reached Ben's cell phone.
Please leave--
1786
01:43:30,749 --> 01:43:32,410
[SIGHS]
1787
01:43:50,468 --> 01:43:53,733
You Iying sack of shit!
1788
01:43:53,905 --> 01:43:55,133
[SCREAMING]
1789
01:43:59,077 --> 01:44:00,738
Lying!
1790
01:44:00,912 --> 01:44:01,936
Sack!
1791
01:44:02,113 --> 01:44:03,705
Shit!
1792
01:44:42,988 --> 01:44:44,751
Okay.
1793
01:44:45,123 --> 01:44:47,318
[PHONE RINGING]
1794
01:44:55,166 --> 01:44:57,031
GIGI:
--or call my cell, or try me at work...
1795
01:44:57,202 --> 01:45:00,535
...but definitely leave a message
here first. Thanks.
1796
01:45:00,705 --> 01:45:04,004
Hey, Gigi, it's AIex.
1797
01:45:04,576 --> 01:45:06,373
How's it going?
1798
01:45:06,544 --> 01:45:08,444
Just wondering how you're doing.
1799
01:45:08,613 --> 01:45:12,447
I haven't taIked to you in a IittIe whiIe...
1800
01:45:12,617 --> 01:45:14,778
...and was just wondering
how you're doing.
1801
01:45:14,953 --> 01:45:18,582
So, hey, I was hoping to taIk to you.
1802
01:45:19,524 --> 01:45:21,583
ObviousIy.
1803
01:45:22,160 --> 01:45:24,060
But you're out, I guess.
1804
01:45:24,229 --> 01:45:27,926
So just caII me sometime.
1805
01:45:28,099 --> 01:45:29,259
Or tonight.
1806
01:45:29,434 --> 01:45:32,028
I'm around, I'II be--
WeII, I'm in and around.
1807
01:45:32,737 --> 01:45:35,433
So that's enough for now.
1808
01:45:36,975 --> 01:45:38,670
It's AIex.
1809
01:45:38,843 --> 01:45:40,435
Okay.
1810
01:45:44,082 --> 01:45:45,106
Dude.
1811
01:45:46,217 --> 01:45:47,809
I know.
1812
01:46:06,771 --> 01:46:07,795
Hey.
1813
01:46:07,972 --> 01:46:09,701
Hey.
1814
01:46:11,710 --> 01:46:12,972
WeIcome aboard.
1815
01:46:13,144 --> 01:46:14,304
Might I come aboard?
1816
01:46:14,479 --> 01:46:16,913
Yeah. You remember the boat.
1817
01:46:17,082 --> 01:46:19,607
WeII, you know, I thought I did.
1818
01:46:19,784 --> 01:46:22,218
-Or, you know, IittIe....
-But it's been a whiIe.
1819
01:46:22,387 --> 01:46:26,653
You know that dock? Over there,
there's a boat that Iooks just Iike yours.
1820
01:46:26,825 --> 01:46:28,258
NEIL: Uh-huh.
-It's not yours.
1821
01:46:28,426 --> 01:46:30,792
-No, that's not my boat.
-It's definiteIy not.
1822
01:46:30,962 --> 01:46:34,398
But there's a very nice gentIeman...
1823
01:46:34,566 --> 01:46:35,828
...Iiving on the boat...
1824
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:39,128
...who invited me in
for a white-wine spritzer.
1825
01:46:39,304 --> 01:46:40,430
Oh, good.
1826
01:46:40,605 --> 01:46:44,598
Wasn't expecting visitors.
1827
01:46:44,776 --> 01:46:48,769
That's aII right. I just wanted
to just come by and say thanks...
1828
01:46:48,947 --> 01:46:50,881
...for heIping yesterday.
1829
01:46:51,049 --> 01:46:55,076
Beth, you know, I'm the same person.
1830
01:46:55,253 --> 01:46:57,687
I wouId do anything for you.
1831
01:46:57,856 --> 01:47:00,290
I just can't give you....
1832
01:47:00,458 --> 01:47:02,187
I just can't give you what you want.
1833
01:47:02,360 --> 01:47:04,157
You're what I want.
1834
01:47:04,329 --> 01:47:07,457
Our Iife together is what I want.
1835
01:47:07,632 --> 01:47:08,724
I miss it.
1836
01:47:08,900 --> 01:47:10,197
I miss you.
1837
01:47:10,368 --> 01:47:12,893
You see those guys my sisters
are married to--
1838
01:47:13,071 --> 01:47:15,631
You're more of a husband to me,
not being married...
1839
01:47:15,807 --> 01:47:19,265
...than those reaI husbands
are ever gonna be, and....
1840
01:47:19,444 --> 01:47:23,540
It's enough. It's reaIIy enough for me.
1841
01:47:25,984 --> 01:47:28,384
And you wouId be wiIIing...
1842
01:47:28,553 --> 01:47:33,047
...to take the whoIe marriage thing
off the tabIe compIeteIy?
1843
01:47:33,224 --> 01:47:37,183
If you promise to commit to me
and to Iove me, and--
1844
01:47:37,362 --> 01:47:39,489
-I aIready have.
-I'm not finished.
1845
01:47:40,165 --> 01:47:41,757
Okay. AII right.
1846
01:47:41,933 --> 01:47:45,460
-But I've Ioved you for seven years--
-Ah-ah.
1847
01:47:45,637 --> 01:47:47,195
Okay.
1848
01:47:48,406 --> 01:47:52,274
You have to snake the drain
when my hair gets cIogged.
1849
01:47:52,443 --> 01:47:54,411
You know that happens. Okay?
1850
01:47:54,579 --> 01:47:56,012
Okay. Yeah.
1851
01:47:56,181 --> 01:47:57,910
And aIso...
1852
01:48:00,084 --> 01:48:03,542
...you have to Iet me eat those Wheat Thins
in bed. You gotta give me that.
1853
01:48:03,721 --> 01:48:05,712
-Okay, fine. AII right.
-Okay?
1854
01:48:06,991 --> 01:48:08,686
And....
1855
01:48:09,260 --> 01:48:10,591
-Yeah.
-And?
1856
01:48:10,762 --> 01:48:13,230
-That's it.
-Okay.
1857
01:48:17,135 --> 01:48:18,534
Do I get to come home now?
1858
01:48:19,504 --> 01:48:21,563
I guess you can.
1859
01:48:24,742 --> 01:48:26,937
But these cannot come.
1860
01:48:27,445 --> 01:48:29,037
-What, my pants--?
-That's correct.
1861
01:48:29,214 --> 01:48:31,409
-Can't come home? Why?
-No.
1862
01:48:31,583 --> 01:48:34,848
You just won a reaIIy big battIe,
my friend. Come on.
1863
01:48:36,654 --> 01:48:42,149
So we're not gonna get married,
but I have to get rid of my pants.
1864
01:48:42,327 --> 01:48:45,160
Mm-hm. And we both win.
1865
01:48:45,530 --> 01:48:48,465
AII right. I'II get rid of them if you Iike.
1866
01:48:48,733 --> 01:48:50,667
You're getting
a Iot of bids on this pIace?
1867
01:48:50,835 --> 01:48:54,066
Yeah. I know it's crazy,
but it's a neighborhood in transition.
1868
01:48:54,239 --> 01:48:57,231
Is that Iike young, hip, gay coupIes
or something Iike that?
1869
01:48:57,408 --> 01:49:01,504
Yeah. Hip gay peopIe,
young coupIes, young famiIies.
1870
01:49:04,515 --> 01:49:05,948
ANNA:
Wow.
1871
01:49:06,618 --> 01:49:09,519
God, this reminds me of where I grew up.
1872
01:49:09,921 --> 01:49:12,185
I bet it's got one of the--
1873
01:49:13,157 --> 01:49:15,216
Wait a minute.
1874
01:49:15,693 --> 01:49:17,957
Oh, yeah.
1875
01:49:18,363 --> 01:49:21,423
Yeah, that's it.
1876
01:49:22,667 --> 01:49:24,532
We used to have the exact same one...
1877
01:49:24,702 --> 01:49:28,035
...except my mom used it as a desk.
1878
01:49:30,108 --> 01:49:32,076
So...
1879
01:49:32,577 --> 01:49:35,307
...when do aII the fabuIous peopIe arrive?
1880
01:49:35,480 --> 01:49:37,641
WeII, actuaIIy,
the open house is tomorrow.
1881
01:49:37,815 --> 01:49:40,079
But I have this one buyer...
1882
01:49:40,251 --> 01:49:43,812
...and I wanted to make sure
his girIfriend Iikes it first.
1883
01:49:44,389 --> 01:49:46,721
Oh, he has a girIfriend, huh?
1884
01:49:48,259 --> 01:49:50,227
Yeah, I have an idea.
1885
01:49:50,395 --> 01:49:51,623
For this house.
1886
01:49:51,796 --> 01:49:52,922
For me.
1887
01:49:53,097 --> 01:49:55,861
And hopefuIIy, if you Iike it...
1888
01:49:56,034 --> 01:49:58,628
...and things continue to, you know....
1889
01:50:00,238 --> 01:50:01,637
Anna...
1890
01:50:01,806 --> 01:50:03,865
...I have a pIan, okay?
1891
01:50:04,042 --> 01:50:07,011
I know where my Iife is going,
and I want you to go with me.
1892
01:50:07,178 --> 01:50:09,442
I'm not saying I want you
to move in right now...
1893
01:50:09,614 --> 01:50:13,550
...but I don't want to buy this pIace
unIess, at some point...
1894
01:50:13,718 --> 01:50:15,982
...you couId see yourseIf moving in.
1895
01:50:16,554 --> 01:50:18,249
So, what do you think?
1896
01:50:19,824 --> 01:50:22,088
I can't do this.
1897
01:50:23,061 --> 01:50:24,688
Okay.
1898
01:50:25,797 --> 01:50:28,766
WeII, if it's too fast,
I guess we can aIways just--
1899
01:50:28,933 --> 01:50:31,163
I can't do any of this.
1900
01:50:31,869 --> 01:50:33,200
I mean...
1901
01:50:33,371 --> 01:50:37,808
...what you're saying
and what you're offering...
1902
01:50:37,976 --> 01:50:41,036
...is what every girI wants.
1903
01:50:41,212 --> 01:50:43,544
It's what I aIways wanted.
1904
01:50:43,715 --> 01:50:45,706
It's just....
1905
01:50:52,490 --> 01:50:53,752
You don't want it with me.
1906
01:51:14,612 --> 01:51:15,636
Okay.
1907
01:51:17,115 --> 01:51:18,980
I have a question.
1908
01:51:20,385 --> 01:51:22,683
Is there any way we couId...
1909
01:51:23,621 --> 01:51:26,647
...diaI it back to before,
when we were just sIeeping together...
1910
01:51:26,824 --> 01:51:30,885
...because I don't know,
I feIt Iike that geIIed.
1911
01:51:44,809 --> 01:51:46,367
Babe?
1912
01:52:21,045 --> 01:52:22,273
It was nice meeting you.
1913
01:52:22,447 --> 01:52:24,711
Thank you so much for a IoveIy evening.
1914
01:52:24,882 --> 01:52:26,679
You too.
1915
01:52:33,024 --> 01:52:34,048
Good night.
1916
01:52:46,804 --> 01:52:48,294
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1917
01:52:53,111 --> 01:52:55,204
You forget something?
1918
01:52:56,180 --> 01:52:58,171
Yeah, I did.
1919
01:52:58,983 --> 01:53:01,213
ReaIIy? What did you forget?
1920
01:53:04,922 --> 01:53:06,389
This.
1921
01:53:11,229 --> 01:53:15,689
You came aII the way here at 1 1 :00 at night
to bring me back a promotionaI pen?
1922
01:53:15,867 --> 01:53:16,959
Yeah.
1923
01:53:17,135 --> 01:53:22,471
I thought I shouId just come up with
some reaIIy great excuse to get over here.
1924
01:53:22,640 --> 01:53:24,733
That's how it's done, isn't it?
1925
01:53:26,177 --> 01:53:27,508
Sometimes.
1926
01:53:27,678 --> 01:53:30,238
Look, I can't stop thinking about you.
1927
01:53:30,715 --> 01:53:31,909
It's a probIem.
1928
01:53:32,083 --> 01:53:36,315
I drive by your pIace, I caII and hang up.
1929
01:53:36,487 --> 01:53:37,511
I'm turning into--
1930
01:53:37,688 --> 01:53:39,178
Me.
1931
01:53:40,124 --> 01:53:41,785
Yeah.
1932
01:53:44,896 --> 01:53:47,228
A wise person once toId me...
1933
01:53:47,398 --> 01:53:52,199
...that if a guy wants to be with a girI
he wiII make it happen, no matter what.
1934
01:53:52,370 --> 01:53:53,462
That's true.
1935
01:53:53,638 --> 01:53:56,664
But when I was hurIing my body
onto yours...
1936
01:53:56,841 --> 01:53:58,968
...you did not seem
to want to make it happen.
1937
01:53:59,143 --> 01:54:02,476
Yeah, aII right.
Here's the thing about that:
1938
01:54:02,647 --> 01:54:04,080
You were right.
1939
01:54:04,248 --> 01:54:07,945
I've gotten so used to keeping myseIf
at a safe distance from aII these women...
1940
01:54:08,119 --> 01:54:09,484
...and having the power...
1941
01:54:09,654 --> 01:54:11,781
...that I didn't know what it feIt Iike...
1942
01:54:11,956 --> 01:54:14,151
...when I actuaIIy feII...
1943
01:54:14,325 --> 01:54:16,486
...for one of them.
1944
01:54:19,530 --> 01:54:21,498
I didn't know.
1945
01:54:30,541 --> 01:54:32,907
Look, I just went out
with your friend BiII and....
1946
01:54:33,077 --> 01:54:34,135
Yeah.
1947
01:54:34,312 --> 01:54:36,872
He might be just exactIy what I need.
1948
01:54:37,048 --> 01:54:38,777
No drama.
1949
01:54:38,950 --> 01:54:41,248
He caIIs, he does what he says.
1950
01:54:41,419 --> 01:54:43,546
-I can do that stuff too.
-But you didn't.
1951
01:54:43,721 --> 01:54:46,246
And that same wise person toId me
that I am the ruIe.
1952
01:54:46,424 --> 01:54:50,019
That I have to stop thinking
that every guy wiII change.
1953
01:54:50,194 --> 01:54:52,458
That I have to stop thinking that--
1954
01:55:09,780 --> 01:55:11,543
I'm the exception.
1955
01:55:14,652 --> 01:55:17,212
You are my exception.
1956
01:55:57,161 --> 01:55:58,788
[PHONE RINGS]
1957
01:56:00,564 --> 01:56:01,588
Conor Barry.
1958
01:56:01,766 --> 01:56:04,200
Hi, it's Mary at the BIade.
1959
01:56:04,368 --> 01:56:06,666
I'm Iooking at your new ad and I Iove it.
1960
01:56:07,605 --> 01:56:10,165
ReaIIy? You don't think the muscIe T
is too much?
1961
01:56:10,841 --> 01:56:14,607
I think the shirt you're wearing now
is probabIy more you.
1962
01:56:16,514 --> 01:56:17,845
What, you here?
1963
01:56:18,015 --> 01:56:20,210
I'm sitting right in front of you.
1964
01:56:20,384 --> 01:56:21,373
[MARY LAUGHING]
1965
01:56:21,552 --> 01:56:23,452
Wow, this is you. Mary.
1966
01:56:23,621 --> 01:56:24,679
It's me.
1967
01:56:24,855 --> 01:56:26,083
I'm me.
1968
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:31,291
ShouId I--?
1969
01:56:31,562 --> 01:56:32,893
-PIease. PIease.
-Okay.
1970
01:56:33,064 --> 01:56:35,089
-TaIk to you in a minute.
-See you in a second.
1971
01:56:35,266 --> 01:56:37,131
Okay.
1972
01:56:38,869 --> 01:56:40,461
Hey.
1973
01:56:40,638 --> 01:56:41,935
-Hi.
-How are you?
1974
01:56:42,106 --> 01:56:43,505
It's nice to finaIIy meet you.
1975
01:56:43,674 --> 01:56:44,732
-You too.
-In person.
1976
01:56:45,309 --> 01:56:47,504
This is a pIeasant surprise.
1977
01:56:47,678 --> 01:56:48,906
-You....
-What?
1978
01:56:49,080 --> 01:56:52,208
-I don't know. Not what I expected.
-My voice doesn't match my face?
1979
01:56:52,383 --> 01:56:54,749
CONOR: Your voice does not match your face
in a good way.
1980
01:56:54,919 --> 01:56:57,945
In a-- Yeah, I mean--
That sounded terribIe.
1981
01:57:02,593 --> 01:57:04,322
Amazing.
1982
01:57:04,495 --> 01:57:06,827
I don't know how aII this stuff
fit in here before.
1983
01:57:06,997 --> 01:57:09,898
I know. It seems Iike it just expanded.
1984
01:57:18,809 --> 01:57:23,178
You are not trying
to get these back in here.
1985
01:57:23,347 --> 01:57:26,282
-You are not getting rid of these pants.
-We had a deaI, mister.
1986
01:57:26,450 --> 01:57:27,815
These are not staying.
1987
01:57:27,985 --> 01:57:32,319
-You can store those horizontaIIy.
-GoodwiII wouIdn't even take these.
1988
01:57:32,490 --> 01:57:34,958
They couId be pressed,
fIattened, you can--
1989
01:57:35,126 --> 01:57:38,584
If you're gonna throw them out,
at Ieast check the pockets, aII right?
1990
01:57:38,763 --> 01:57:42,392
So you don't throw away
some personaI items.
1991
01:57:59,650 --> 01:58:02,881
I Iove you so much.
1992
01:58:03,621 --> 01:58:05,213
So much.
1993
01:58:05,823 --> 01:58:08,018
And I wanna make you happy.
1994
01:58:08,659 --> 01:58:10,593
I need to make you happy...
1995
01:58:10,761 --> 01:58:15,027
...for me to even have a shot
at being happy.
1996
01:58:16,333 --> 01:58:21,532
WiII you marry me?
1997
01:58:27,144 --> 01:58:30,739
Yes, of course I wiII. Yes.
1998
01:58:30,915 --> 01:58:32,473
Yes.
1999
01:58:37,087 --> 01:58:38,884
NEIL:
Thank God.
2000
01:58:42,827 --> 01:58:45,057
GIGI:
Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up:
2001
01:58:45,229 --> 01:58:47,789
If a guy punches you, he likes you.
2002
01:58:47,965 --> 01:58:50,195
Never try to trim your own bangs.
2003
01:58:50,367 --> 01:58:55,327
And someday you will meet a wonderful guy
and get your very own happy ending.
2004
01:58:55,506 --> 01:58:57,167
--and your commitment to each other.
2005
01:58:58,742 --> 01:59:02,075
GIGI: Every movie we see,
every story we're told...
2006
01:59:02,246 --> 01:59:03,941
...implores us to wait for it.
2007
01:59:04,748 --> 01:59:10,584
The third act twist:
The unexpected declaration of love.
2008
01:59:11,555 --> 01:59:13,682
The exception to the rule.
2009
01:59:13,858 --> 01:59:17,419
But sometimes we're so focused
on finding our happy ending...
2010
01:59:17,595 --> 01:59:20,291
...we don't learn how to read the signs.
2011
01:59:20,464 --> 01:59:23,399
How to tell the ones who want us
from the ones who don't.
2012
01:59:23,567 --> 01:59:26,866
The ones who will stay
from the ones who will leave.
2013
01:59:35,446 --> 01:59:37,311
-Hi.
-Hi.
2014
01:59:37,848 --> 01:59:42,217
GIGI: And maybe this happy ending
doesn't include a wonderful guy.
2015
01:59:43,554 --> 01:59:46,546
Maybe it's you...
2016
01:59:48,092 --> 01:59:49,992
...on your own...
2017
01:59:50,160 --> 01:59:53,220
...picking up the pieces and starting over.
2018
01:59:54,565 --> 01:59:58,524
Freeing yourself up
for something better in the future.
2019
02:00:00,304 --> 02:00:03,239
Maybe the happy ending is just...
2020
02:00:03,807 --> 02:00:05,741
...moving on.
2021
02:00:09,547 --> 02:00:12,983
Baby, what are you doing? It's our turn.
Forget the dip. Come on, come on.
2022
02:00:13,150 --> 02:00:15,209
MAN:
Let's go, AIex.
2023
02:00:15,386 --> 02:00:16,978
Come on, AIex, your turn.
2024
02:00:17,154 --> 02:00:18,416
Ready? LOL.
2025
02:00:18,589 --> 02:00:20,955
Laugh out Ioud! We won!
2026
02:00:21,125 --> 02:00:22,990
GIGI:
Or maybe the happy ending is this:
2027
02:00:23,160 --> 02:00:27,028
Knowing that through all the unreturned
phone calls and broken hearts...
2028
02:00:27,197 --> 02:00:30,689
...through all the blunders
and misread signals...
2029
02:00:30,868 --> 02:00:33,837
...through all of the pain
and embarrassment...
2030
02:00:34,004 --> 02:00:37,872
...you never, ever gave up hope.
2031
02:00:45,115 --> 02:00:46,673
NEIL:
Now that we are married....
2032
02:00:46,850 --> 02:00:48,112
BETH:
We're gonna move.
2033
02:00:48,285 --> 02:00:50,253
Gonna move.
That's one thing we're gonna do.
2034
02:00:50,421 --> 02:00:54,414
Another thing we're gonna do
is move a little further away from....
2035
02:00:54,592 --> 02:00:57,356
-Baltimore?
-Your sisters.
2036
02:00:58,028 --> 02:00:59,928
JANINE:
I mean, everyone makes mistakes.
2037
02:01:00,097 --> 02:01:05,091
I've started trying to figure out what
I wanna do, who I wanna be, you know?
2038
02:01:05,269 --> 02:01:08,898
Probably seems the wrong time to do that,
but why not? You know, why not?
2039
02:01:09,073 --> 02:01:10,404
Better later than never.
2040
02:01:10,574 --> 02:01:12,269
I'm dating now.
2041
02:01:14,578 --> 02:01:17,172
MAN:
What do you miss most about marriage?
2042
02:01:17,348 --> 02:01:18,815
Have you been married?
2043
02:01:18,983 --> 02:01:20,041
MAN:
Yes, I'm married.
2044
02:01:20,217 --> 02:01:21,844
-You are married?
MAN: I am married.
2045
02:01:22,019 --> 02:01:23,850
And what's your question?
2046
02:01:24,021 --> 02:01:27,855
MARY: We're heading there, is that fair?
CONOR: It's moving fast. Just on our way.
2047
02:01:28,025 --> 02:01:30,789
I like him, I'll say that L word.
2048
02:01:30,961 --> 02:01:33,930
That's true, it does start with an L. Yeah.
2049
02:01:34,098 --> 02:01:36,498
I like her a lot, so....
2050
02:01:36,667 --> 02:01:39,227
-Good, I'm glad.
[MOUTHING] I love her. I love her.
2051
02:01:39,937 --> 02:01:42,405
ANNA: You know, what I've been focusing
my energy on...
2052
02:01:42,573 --> 02:01:46,407
...is like a self-discovery,
as opposed to dating.
2053
02:01:46,577 --> 02:01:49,011
I don't know.
Maybe dating's a little overrated.
2054
02:01:49,179 --> 02:01:53,946
Good friend of mine and I
are going to India for a few months.
2055
02:01:54,118 --> 02:01:55,517
We're going on a yoga retreat.
2056
02:01:55,686 --> 02:01:57,950
ALEX:
I really genuinely love this person--
2057
02:01:58,122 --> 02:01:59,987
He had asked me to co-host this party...
2058
02:02:00,157 --> 02:02:01,385
...and I stayed after.
2059
02:02:01,558 --> 02:02:05,221
I was trying to help you out because
there was this girl who would not leave...
2060
02:02:05,396 --> 02:02:08,160
-...that tall girl.
-Right. She was gross.
2061
02:02:08,332 --> 02:02:09,697
I was trying to--
2062
02:02:09,867 --> 02:02:11,698
She was-- Come on.
2063
02:09:14,424 --> 02:09:16,415
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